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Holding in a shit for hours on end to enjoy the prostate stimulation

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    you guys know wat im talkin bout ;)
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    Shrinkage ? :/
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    bro you don't even know about that until you've survived off MRE's for a week
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    Originally posted by greenplastic bro you don't even know about that until you've survived off MRE's for a week

    Ready made meals? do they make you poo a lot?

    if not.. drink citricel
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    Originally posted by greenplastic bro you don't even know about that until you've survived off MRE's for a week

    Have you ever been an opiate addict?
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I really doubt you could hold a good shit in for more than three minutes, once the feeling hits.
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    Originally posted by -SpectraL I really doubt you could hold a good shit in for more than three minutes, once the feeling hits.

    Why would you want to? a stinging prostate to go with it.

    then you have to piss because it's attached to the bladder.
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    Originally posted by -SpectraL I really doubt you could hold a good shit in for more than three minutes, once the feeling hits.

    Exactly how weak is your asshole that you can't hold in a shit for three minutes?
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Why would you want to?…

    He says he likes it because it feels like a dick in his ass.
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    Originally posted by -SpectraL He says he likes it because it feels like a dick in his ass.

    oh ewwww

    I paint the toilet seat with brown sauce if I can't make it to the urge spot in time.
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    Spectral ignores my request for an explanation on why his asshole is looser than mine.

    It's obvious he's a closet gay
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by greenplastic bro you don't even know about that until you've survived off MRE's for a week

    week? thats weak.

    try six months with the occasional 'smash sammich' made from god only knows what meat-product and some sort of weird bread made on...literally, no exaggeration, a table-sized rock on the ground in the dirt, in the desert.

    edit: also, there was some halvah one or two times...but i dont remember where it came from, only that it cost the equivalent of 50-cents for a block that would have been about $40 in the US.

    Post last edited by infinityshock at 2017-07-08T15:13:37.270953+00:00
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by 霍比特人 you guys know wat im talkin bout ;)

    if you enjoy prostate stimulation so much i can help you out with that at little or no charge.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zpacepantz

    i cant wait to hear what youre trying to accomplish here...
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zpacepantz You have become my favorite poster.

    Request any artwork and it will be made.


    spectacular.

    youre going to have fun with my collage entry
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Brother kyle yeah yeah you've said that for weeks now. it's probably you covered in mud or something. Whatever give me something real to work with besides zill the zat you race traitor.

    My favorite artistic subjects on this board are (in order) HTS-Phoenix, Kinkou and to a lesser extent Bill Krozby.

    its actually been closer to months...and considering the size and extent of my to-do list, making a pic for this site isnt very high on said list.

    that word race traitor...i dont think it means what you think that it means.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Brother kyle







    finny if you reply to my pictures I will actually love you forever and be your best friend on forums for all eternity.

    dont bother. i dont have any friends...and i dont want any.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Brother kyle well thanks for replying to my pics anyways thats more than anyone has ever done for me on this trash heap of a forum.

    merry christmas
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