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2017-07-06 at 5:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kinkou I stopped getting hangovers at age 26. Idk how that works.
I know as I got older and my alcoholism progressed so did my finances so one day like 5 years ago I decide to get Busch rather than the usual Budweiser and holy shit drinking 11 of those scum fuckers felt worse the next day than drinking a 24 of Budweiser. I suppose one might have to be a seasoned alcoholic to notice the difference but it was a hangover I hadn't had in years.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-06 at 5:49 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-06 at 5:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop Idk you could be right it's not always like this everyday just more days than not. I notice when I drink some cough syrup throughout the day and particularly close to bed I feel tons better after waking I don't get all faggy and robotrip but I probably go through a bottle every 2-3 days when I take it.
Try just taking some allergy meds. Claritin (loratadine) works really well for me. Some will suggest psuedoephedrine but if you're taking any kind of serotonergic drug like T-PAIN or bundy or an ssri, it's a pretty stupid idea. Just double check if you do. I had a friend who got serotonin syndrome from fairly benign amounts of bundy and psuedoephedrine back in HS.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-06 at 6:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Literally just spent 21 hours masturbating. Beat that motherfuckers. Do I have the site record? I wasn't even on drugs! (Well, except for Nardil.)
Reason? Mainly complete inorgasmia from Nardil. I noticed it before. I don't need to do it often at all, normally I literally do not have thoughts of sex throughout the day, develop erections, watch porn, or even feel sexual attraction IRL. I only do it when it's been long enough that sex drive arises, which is pretty minor, because I see it as a mild nuisance and it's easier to just take a few minutes to do it than attempting to subdue it via willpower or Buddhist techniques I'm unaware of.
IIRC last time I may have taken 5 hours of so at most because I was on modafinil and fell into this dilemma: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wait/walk_dilemma
There may have been an instance or two before that, although I did eventually manage to come during one or the singular instance. That was a lot of semen.
After the modafinil instance stupidity, the drug can trigger getting trapped in a cycle like this, as can (Other? Not sure if it's classified as one.) stimulants. A sort of OCD evocation or exacerbation, along or alternatively with the increase of attention span, motivation, cognitive endurance and energy (I think that's all.) After that incident I decided to set some simple rules. If it's taking longer than 5 minutes and you repeatedly experience a loss of erection or interest, it's not going to happen and you should stop. Along with, and I think this was a previous rule from a long time ago, although I may have set it due to the effect on pleasure when masturbating used to be considerably more enjoyable, seeing it as a waste, not doing so in a half assed manner, if I'm not sure I really want to, don't feel that strong of an urge.
Anyway, why did this latest incident occur from 3AM Tuesday to Midnight Thursday, with very short breaks? Well, I wanted to drain my balls, for one, and didn't seem willing to give up. Amazingly, I didn't seem to give it much thought beyond that and wasn't keeping track of time. I suppose at some point it had just been so long and my sleep cycle would have been so messed up that I decided to keep going. It's not as if I have any obligations, anything important to do.
Amazingly, other than the difficulty with keeping erections and the lack of lube (Used coconut oil, which I had to keep reapplying, and later added in sunscreen. The oil made a fucking mess, but I needed to change my sheets anyway.) (I really need to buy more, something thick and long lasting this time, like anal lube), it was actually enjoyable and fun! Amazingly, I didn't lose my ability to experience pleasure after all that time, so it was just never ending, as long as I could get it up. At least it was an interesting experience, of indulging in pleasure and fantasy for such an extended period. Toward the end I was on the verge of falling asleep, having to repeatedly battle it, and it really fucked with my visualization ability because every time I would close my eyes I'd go into the pre-sleep mildly dreamlike state where these visualizations, like minor weak dreams, start coming out and you begin drifting to sleep, along with my visuals being distorted and the quality diminished.
This was terribly dysfunctional and a ridiculous/moronic waste of time. Only time I can really remember doing something like this. Well, I learned my lesson.
Oh, and I was genuinely afraid of what might occur if I did actually manage to orgam/ejaculate after all that time. Hopefully I'll just have a wet dream if the inorgasmia doesn't subside soon, having perpetual blue balls would suck, I can't remember the last time I experienced that. Prostate stimulation doesn't work for me, so that isn't an option, although I did notice I had leaked a bit of seminal fluid after defecating on Tuesday.
ive been staying up til like 4 or 5 am beating my dick for the last week now... the 3gbs of porn webms on my phone (and ive deleted my wank bank mumerous times) are from like 5 or 6 nights of meth fapping. just edging until my balls ache to hardcore shit until eventually ive browsed all the threads on /gif/ and bust so hard that i can hear the nut coming out of my dick. havent had any of the prostate pains the morning after like i did when i would do the same shit on acid, but when i acid fap i nut numerous times instead of condensing all of it into one milspec ejaculationThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-06 at 6:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by 霍比特人 Try just taking some allergy meds. Claritin (loratadine) works really well for me. Some will suggest psuedoephedrine…
I already take these in umm a "different" form but it's gotten to the point that it's less and less frequent for example it's been idk probably close to three weeks but I wouldn't think it would make a difference at this point.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-06 at 6:57 PM UTC
Originally posted by cerakote ive been staying up til like 4 or 5 am beating my dick for the last week now… the 3gbs of porn webms on my phone (and ive deleted my wank bank mumerous times) are from like 5 or 6 nights of meth fapping. just edging until my balls ache to hardcore shit until eventually ive browsed all the threads on /gif/ and bust so hard that i can hear the nut coming out of my dick. havent had any of the prostate pains the morning after like i did when i would do the same shit on acid, but when i acid fap i nut numerous times instead of condensing all of it into one milspec ejaculation
I'm tryin to be on that shit. It's gonna be crazy to meth fap with an actual good computer. I put in so much work on my old laptop with 4 gb RAM and a shitty ass Celeron processor. I would open like 70 Chrome tabs and that shit would be frozen as fuck but I'd be fappin to whatever was stuck on the screen and ride it out.
Also(nobody still cares), before that, I had an old ass Gateway laptop I couldn't find working sound card drivers for. It had like 1 gig of RAM! So, point is, when I'd find a good porn video, that I just HAD to hear, I'd pull it up on my phone, throw headphones in, sync the audio with the video on screen and go to town.
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2017-07-06 at 7:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by Wasp Sugar I'm tryin to be on that shit. It's gonna be crazy to meth fap with an actual good computer. I put in so much work on my old laptop with 4 gb RAM and a shitty ass Celeron processor. I would open like 70 Chrome tabs and that shit would be frozen as fuck but I'd be fappin to whatever was stuck on the screen and ride it out.
Also(nobody still cares), before that, I had an old ass Gateway laptop I couldn't find working sound card drivers for. It had like 1 gig of RAM! So, point is, when I'd find a good porn video, that I just HAD to hear, I'd pull it up on my phone, throw headphones in, sync the audio with the video on screen and go to town.
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>not using your phone for porn so you can jerk off in bed like a real person
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2017-07-06 at 7:29 PM UTC
Originally posted by cerakote >not using your phone for porn so you can jerk off in bed like a real person
do people literally unironically actually really sit in their desk chair when they beat their dick??
I have a dxracer, I'll beat off in my dank meme chair all day if I want, it even has a footrest so I can get my knees up and projectile cum into my trashcan.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-06 at 7:30 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-06 at 7:34 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-06 at 7:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Because grool.
Your nutsack/dick is kind of gross because it's musty and/or sweaty and associated with piss/cum.
But if you're itching anything past the big pussy lips, you're touching a mixture of grool, piss and blood depending on the time of mo the. And you can get fucked if you do that shit.
Revolting. It shouldn't be. I was my genito-anal region at least 3 times in the shower. Once with soap, then with a worn (not from dishes) non-scratch scotch-brite pad and soap, and finally with soap again. Once out of the shower and dry I apply a layer of clear gel deodorant to prevent sweating, sweating being excessive and unnecessary due to the modern clothes we wear, which is out of alignment with our evolution (hunter gatherer style covers, breeze, and physical activity that replaces old sweat with new, removes some oils, dirt, dead skin, and debris), along with it possibly having evolved a pheromone producing function. I then apply a layer of mineral/baby oil as a moisturizer, the constitution being closer to our skin's natural oils and longer lasting; along with the possibility that the bacteria that evolved to consume our naturally produced oils, whose waste products produce odor, not being able to consume them.
There is an idea of a Malice, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
Next I will detail my perfected foot hygiene technique (Including how to properly keep shoes clean), which prevents any odor at all from an area normally considered among the most repulsive. I could literally hike all day in hot weather and not produce any odor at all, and have (I checked).The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-06 at 7:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Revolting. It shouldn't be. I was my genito-anal region at least 3 times in the shower. Once with soap, then with a worn (not from dishes) non-scratch scotch-brite pad and soap, and finally with soap again. Once out of the shower and dry I apply a layer of clear gel deodorant to prevent sweating, sweating being excessive and unnecessary due to the modern clothes we wear, which is out of alignment with our evolution (hunter gatherer style covers, breeze, and physical activity that replaces old sweat with new, removes some oils, dirt, dead skin, and debris), along with it possibly having evolved a pheromone producing function. I then apply a layer of mineral/baby oil as a moisturizer, the constitution being closer to our skin's natural oils and longer lasting; along with the possibility that the bacteria that evolved to consume our naturally produced oils, whose waste products produce odor, not being able to consume them.
There is an idea of a Malice, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
Next I will detail my perfected foot hygiene technique (Including how to properly keep shoes clean), which prevents any odor at all from an area normally considered among the most repulsive. I could literally hike all day in hot weather and not produce any odor at all, and have (I checked).
Patrick Bateman had a jobThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-06 at 8:08 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-06 at 8:10 PM UTCI woke up feeling unusually good today. I'm happy as a clam right now and have good energy levels, enthusiasm, an anti-anhedonic effect, lack anxiety, cognition; possibly other things traits I missed. I wonder if it's because I took all (Or at least 3/4, I wasn't sure if I had taken one earlier) my Nardil at once around midnight to make up for having missed it throughout the day.
I saw the "pulsing" strategy mentioned a while ago, where you only take your pills every other day, doubling the daily dosage on those days. Seems to work pretty well for people, and it does have a long half life, although there are acute effects I was worried about missing, primarily the effect of its main metabolite PEH, which I found some good information of in a patent detailing the % increase of GABA-T inhibition and GABA levels by periods of 3 hours. It's possible that long-term use could modulate this. Maybe it isn't as big a deal as I thought, I didn't feel depressed or anxious yesterday.
The masturbation marathon could definitely have an effect.
Tried fapping again when I woke up and couldn't do it. Apparently my ability to get an erection is so weak, likely due to my T levels being the lowest they've ever been (and they were already abnormally low before), that I can't even get a full erection or stay hard if I'm on my back, I have to be on my side. Pretty sad at my age. Fortunately nothing was seriously inflamed or damage, just some discomfort in the area below the head covered by foreskin with it's not retracted, pulling down too much was too uncomfortable, but it didn't really matter. The standard up down dry method was also ineffective. Only the lubricated hand humping method worked, which didn't cause discomfort.
Inorgasmia actually isn't that bad, it may even be enjoyable. Normally people have problems with premature ejaculation, because, like the vast majority of animals, we didn't actually evolve to last that long. Why would we? Well, bonding is one potential reason, but healthy individuals, hunter gatherers having the highest potential to be close to optimal (without drugs), could simply replace that with a greater frequency of sex, which would also increase the chance of pregnancy. Interestingly a study demonstrated that the average length of penetration is only 3-5 minutes (We should all know men tend to be goddamn fucking liars about these matters, or utterly deluded, with inaccurate self-perceptions), and their wives/partners reported the estimated length of it as being twice as long as it actually was (The power and importance of perception). Of course, there's always variation, some people are naturally long lasting (Although it could be a product of a disorder, a disease of modern civilization), and others train for it.
I generally found orgasms to be a nuisance (Although with my perfected masturbatory technique, pre-mental breakdown, I was able to last long and it felt great, great orgasms every time) because I found the act of masturbating to be far more enjoyable, at least in the cumulative, than the short fleeting burst of intense pleasure that an orgasm brought, bringing the experience to an end. This time, as an attempt at a substitute, I simply adjusted my fantasy to reach the climax in alignment with peak physical pleasure and to orgasm in the fantasy at the same time I intended to end the act, maximizing the power of visualization and mental auditory quality, the general fidelity of the experience. It was a surprisingly good and satisfying substitute.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-06 at 10:02 PM UTCI'm thinking about using my newfound sexual prowess/powers to become a sex legend in the bay area, using a viagra spray to rapidly achieve and maintain rock hard erections. My plan is to start of small, relying on word of mouth, particularly at college, possibly targeting the girls optimal for this, then move on from there, possibly locating and joining/participating in sex clubs, networking with swingers and other sex centered individual arrangements, as long as there isn't a serious risk of STDs (Stick to middle class or higher educated whites and east-asians, don't go full homo, avoid super-sluts and nutjobs).
Then I'll launch a extensively planned and detailed marketing campaign online, utilizing certain subreddits to attract or seduce the highest quality women I can find, and finally creating the harem I deserve, living the anime protagonist dream IRL. I damn well deserve it after 27 years of complete celibacy and isolation, never so much as having held hands or gone on a date (By choice). If there's anyone who should be given the blessing of other men, not elicit jealousy, insults, or attempted sabotage toward, it's me. I've had such a joyless life filled with suffering. Do you know how terrible it is to be a*utistic? You've observed me for years, can you imagine what a horror it would be to be me?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-06 at 10:10 PM UTC
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2017-07-06 at 10:11 PM UTCThe weather is lovely today. The bay is rated as having the best overall weather in the country (possibly the world?). It feels great outside. Amazing how much mood colors your perception of the world, something to be overcome. Stop passing judgment and simply perceive...
I was having a short meditation session with the sun on by bare back while Little Guy ate, felt the urge to get into psychedelics one day again, once I feel I've recovered enough, am psychologically stable enough. I can get into the right state surprisingly fast, despite actually not having spent much time purposefully in meditative states. I have an idea as to why this is. It certainly wasn't always like this at all.
Imagine being on LSD, out in nature, and becoming the wind, like Guru Laghima (you've probably never heard of him). The experience must be incredible. A cry of exhilaration and exuberance leading to an explosive ecstatic transition into ego death and universal unity is how I imagine it.
Definitely want to study Buddhist meditation techniques to utilize in combination with this. Get deep into it, particularly the non-mystical original teachings/interpretation. The potential would be vast and enormous.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-06 at 10:13 PM UTCMalice did you use any steroids when you were heavy into working out? Recently read that testosterone alone (without exercise) can increase muscle mass and I thought that was pretty incredible. I've been working out on/off for the last year or so and I'm seeing GAINS but I can't help but wonder what it'd be like with the cheat code.
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2017-07-06 at 10:16 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-06 at 10:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice I'm thinking about using my newfound sexual prowess/powers to become a sex legend in the bay area, using a viagra spray to rapidly achieve and maintain rock hard erections. My plan is to start of small, relying on word of mouth, particularly at college, possibly targeting the girls optimal for this, then move on from there, possibly locating and joining/participating in sex clubs, networking with swingers and other sex centered individual arrangements, as long as there isn't a serious risk of STDs (Stick to middle class or higher educated whites and east-asians, don't go full homo, avoid super-sluts and nutjobs).
Then I'll launch a extensively planned and detailed marketing campaign online, utilizing certain subreddits to attract or seduce the highest quality women I can find, and finally creating the harem I deserve, living the anime protagonist dream IRL. I damn well deserve it after 27 years of complete celibacy and isolation, never so much as having held hands or gone on a date (By choice). If there's anyone who should be given the blessing of other men, not elicit jealousy, insults, or attempted sabotage toward, it's me. I've had such a joyless life filled with suffering. Do you know how terrible it is to be a*utistic? You've observed me for years, can you imagine what a horror it would be to be me?
just a word of advice mate. girls are creeped out by weirdo's. very few want to fuck them.
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