The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

1. 2017-07-06 at 2:11 AM UTC

   #3121
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop
   
   Anyone know what type of shoes these are? Things is lit af fam.

   
   Kelson Penny Drivers, by Cole Haan
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RestStop
2. 2017-07-06 at 2:16 AM UTC

   #3122
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Q
3. 2017-07-06 at 2:20 AM UTC

   #3123
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Q
4. 2017-07-06 at 2:21 AM UTC

   #3124
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by RestStop
   
   Anyone know what type of shoes these are? Things is lit af fam.

   
   only kidding, they're manolo blahniks, $3000 a pair.
   
   
   
   
   .
5. 2017-07-06 at 2:23 AM UTC

   #3125
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by NARCassist only kidding, they're manolo blahniks, $3000 a pair.
   
   
   
   
   .

   
   Does you gf have a pair?
6. 2017-07-06 at 2:24 AM UTC

   #3126
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]

   Originally posted by Malice No, rape, not rob. I'm in the mood for erotica. Hmm, there's actually a lot you could do on a farm…

   
   OMG... so much sex, usually homosexual sex on a farm...
   
   literally, with the bucks, and rams... and spics who hitch hike down... holy shit, though I seen so many fucked up sexual things being done by animals when I lived on the farm.
   
   Ducks and pigs have curly dicks... dogs fucking ducks... Rams not letting the bucks fuck the does and the ram fucking the ewe, does, and the bucks... some crazy shit... Hookah was a crazy nigga ram... I loved him... and Calabash... She was more bad ass than Hookah even, and would fuck up anyone who got near her... sheep are hardy and bad ass... goats are like stoners who just wanna get high and have peace and love and shit...
7. 2017-07-06 at 2:25 AM UTC

   #3127
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   They make really light aluminum shoes for horses too.
   
   I was a barefoot farrier... shoeing horses isn't right, not healthy for the animals, incredibly expensive, and causes all sorts of shitty health problems and cripples more horses than anything.
8. 2017-07-06 at 2:28 AM UTC

   #3128
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Sophie Does you gf have a pair?

   
   fuck that, at that price i'd wear em myself. she can have something from tesco's.
   
   
   
   
   .
9. 2017-07-06 at 2:29 AM UTC

   #3129
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by hydromorphone OMG… so much sex, usually homosexual sex on a farm…
   
   literally, with the bucks, and rams… and spics who hitch hike down… holy shit, though I seen so many fucked up sexual things being done by animals when I lived on the farm.
   
   Ducks and pigs have curly dicks…

   
   have you ever watched ducks mate? they fucking gang rape the bitches.
   
   
   
   
   .
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • hydromorphone
10. 2017-07-06 at 2:30 AM UTC

    #3130
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm shopping for booties and prepared to spend 100$ on a nice pair ;__;
    
    I had the same thoughts on shoeing horses. I can't imagine it's fun to have old shoes pryed off and new ones nailed on.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • hydromorphone
11. 2017-07-06 at 2:33 AM UTC

    #3131
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    dem ducks don't fuck about FAM
    
    
    
    
    
    
    .
12. 2017-07-06 at 3:30 AM UTC

    #3132
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by hydromorphone OMG… so much sex, usually homosexual sex on a farm…
    
    literally, with the bucks, and rams… and spics who hitch hike down… holy shit, though I seen so many fucked up sexual things being done by animals when I lived on the farm.
    
    Ducks and pigs have curly dicks… dogs fucking ducks… Rams not letting the bucks fuck the does and the ram fucking the ewe, does, and the bucks… some crazy shit… Hookah was a crazy nigga ram… I loved him… and Calabash… She was more bad ass than Hookah even, and would fuck up anyone who got near her… sheep are hardy and bad ass… goats are like stoners who just wanna get high and have peace and love and shit…

    
    This.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • hydromorphone
13. 2017-07-06 at 3:54 AM UTC

    #3133
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Also while we're on the topic of dicks, barnacles have dicks that are 200ft+ long, 40x the length of their body.
14. 2017-07-06 at 3:55 AM UTC

    #3134
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Best way to sneak candy into a theatre
    
    
15. 2017-07-06 at 3:55 AM UTC

    #3135
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
16. 2017-07-06 at 3:56 AM UTC

    #3136
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Try it CF.
    
    You can put skittles in a hollowed out Koran too.
17. 2017-07-06 at 4:20 AM UTC

    #3137
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人 Try it CF.
    
    You can put skittles in a hollowed out Koran too.

    
    I tried to smuggle in a rotisserie chicken in my ass but it didn't taste good
18. 2017-07-06 at 4:22 AM UTC

    #3138
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i feel like shit
19. 2017-07-06 at 4:25 AM UTC

    #3139
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I tried to smuggle in a rotisserie chicken in my ass but it didn't taste good

    
    You're supposed to do an enema first
20. 2017-07-06 at 4:26 AM UTC

    #3140
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i have dysphoria at least once a day