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2017-07-05 at 8:46 PM UTCmy gf came over and we watched joe the king with val kilmer and ate pizza. I drank a six pack of blue moons. She doesn't really drink that much except on a friday or saturday night when she hangs out with her friends, and doesn't drink brews, but I don't really drink liquor unless its whiskey at a bar / show.
But we had pizza from via 313 pizzeria. which is a good pizza place with a bar, but I went to go see slayer and anthrax last october and got really drunk, and I slipped on a puddle of piss and sprained my wrist in the bathroom trying to catch myself. Ent up leaving half way through the slayer set and went to my friends place to go smoke, and just didn't feel like going back to work the next day. The manager text me the next telling me how it was unacceptable that I did a no call no show and that he wanted me to come in for work tomorrow but we were going to have a talk. I just never went back.
But I'm digressing.
We then watched where the buffalo roam with bill murry, I'd never seen it before but I personally didn't like it even though I like bill murry and peter boyle.
My gf's dad bought her a house in south austin and she asked if I would help her move just a few things and if I'd go to dinner with her mom that is coming here from DC. I agreed to I've helped plenty of friends move and I've had plenty of friend help me move so it just seems like the thing to do.
But yeah via 313 is a detroit style pizza, pretty damn good. And I have a new found respect for anthrax, I never really listened to them growing up, but seeing them live was rad.
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2017-07-05 at 8:53 PM UTC
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2017-07-05 at 10:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby durrhhhh…
i got drunk. somebodies slipped me roofies. i woke up covered in jizz and my asshole bleeding. i tried to poop and a tidal wave a cum launched me off the toilet.
i like to watch pizza do tricks on the ceiling when i spaghetti in the fdiuwjk and sometimes kdjwoiun alkv akow alkjen anpln aliwnnv. gnome sayin'?
stfu faggot. -
2017-07-05 at 10:23 PM UTC313 is hard.
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2017-07-05 at 10:26 PM UTCAll you think about is pussy, beer, and music.
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2017-07-05 at 10:27 PM UTC
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2017-07-05 at 10:31 PM UTC
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2017-07-05 at 10:36 PM UTC
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2017-07-05 at 10:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby No I've made threads about tons of other different things. like nightmares, the political climate in america, pizza, and cats, you retard.
Yeah, and then the other 90% of your posts are about pussy, beer, and music.
Also lol @ jumping from 'the political climate in america' to pizza and cats. Typical Bill Krozby.
To be fair though, your knowledge on those three topics is about the same. More power to you if you want to flex your pizza knowledge.
also i need your advice Bill Krozby, i met a girl and we're hitting it off well but I'm not sure if I want to let her pet my cat yet???? What do i do? -
2017-07-05 at 10:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by 霍比特人 Yeah, and then the other 90% of your posts are about pussy, beer, and music.
Also lol @ jumping from 'the political climate in america' to pizza and cats. Typical Bill Krozby.
To be fair though, your knowledge on those three topics is about the same. More power to you if you want to flex your pizza knowledge.
also i need your advice Bill Krozby, i met a girl and we're hitting it off well but I'm not sure if I want to let her pet my cat yet???? What do i do?
you should fuck your cat because I'm pretty sure you're not hitting it off well and you living with your parents isn't a positive thing. -
2017-07-05 at 10:43 PM UTCI don't live with my parents. I live in my own apartment ever since I won the lottery. Not saying how much I won but lets just say its enough to pay my rent for the next couple years.
Also its not cool to insult another man's cat like that. My cat's a really good cat, Bill Krozby. -
2017-07-05 at 11:10 PM UTCDay 2
I went over to my gf's today to help her move. Her mom was there and turned out to be really fat. She kept looking at me though so I was like lol what lady? We got most of the boxes in the house and all the furniture in the rooms around the boxes inside the house. Her mom was then like I'll go make us lunch so we sat around and ate microwaved wieners on the porch.
When I was done with mine I looked over at my gf's mom and said hey careful with that thing you don't want to choke on such a big wiener. She and my gf both laughed and it was rally funny. Her mom was cool about and said said something eating too many wieners.
At that point I was starting to get bored so I got up and told my gf I was going to go try to put her new bed together. I couldn't get the bed together so we just lay on the floor and fucked. It was somewhat awkward because of all the boxes and the floor was dirty from the last persons cats. I some boxes over with my foot and it accidentally hit her in the head.
I must have not locked the door because right as I was about to finish her mom walked in. We were both like ummmm but then her mom started to undress and we ent up having a threesome. Halfway through I wanted to stop because having her and her mom was a little too much but her mom pinned me down and made me stay so I was like ok.
But I'm digressing.
It was overall a good time and I'll probably see about trying to hook up another threesome even though I got a little fucked up gonts.
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2017-07-05 at 11:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by Infïnityshock You can win as many lottery's as you want but that won't change the fact that you're the biggest loser of the only lottery that matters.
The genetic lottery.
nice. I have my own stalker.
when I ass fuck you into a coma don't expect to cry rape. it's going to be legally defined as masturbation. -
2017-07-05 at 11:55 PM UTCOriginally posted by Infïnityshock
You can win as many lottery's as you want but that won't change the fact that you're the biggest loser of the only lottery that matters.
The genetic lottery.
nice. I have my own stalker.
when I ass fuck you into a coma don't expect to cry rape. it's going to be legally defined as masturbation.
lol you want to ass fuck yourself? sounds pretty gay bud, so you're admitting to being a bottom fag? -
2017-07-06 at 12:27 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Originally posted by Infïnityshock
You can win as many lottery's as you want but that won't change the fact that you're the biggest loser of the only lottery that matters.
The genetic lottery.
nice. I have my own stalker.
when I ass fuck you into a coma don't expect to cry rape. it's going to be legally defined as masturbation.
lol you want to ass fuck yourself? sounds pretty gay bud, so you're admitting to being a bottom fag?
how do you manage to even get out of bed in the morning much less exist on a daily basis without a 24/7 adult care giver? -
2017-07-06 at 2:37 AM UTCbecause im a survivor?
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