LPT: If your ever desperatly need to escape handcuffs, cut off your thumb instead of your hand.

1. 2017-07-03 at 9:32 AM UTC

   #21
   Locnar9 Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Dargo Bullshit you lying whore.

   
   I ain't lying, fucker. I don't have much to brag about, but this is true shit.
   
   I headbutted the one cop and got him in the balls when he first grabbed me. If it was just that one, I had him, but 5 others jumped in and overwhelmed me. My dad said I put up one hell of a fight. Even after they hit me with thorazine I kept fighting like a wild dog and escaped 4 of those times.
   
   I have PTSD from that shit, dude. Man, it happened over a decade ago, but fuck... Shit still haunts me. I didn't talk to PoC for 7 years after that... took me that long to get over it.
2. 2017-07-03 at 12:35 PM UTC

   #22
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   You can't fucking brute force handcuffs, what the fuck? Hahaha.
   
   Hydro, you must be the strongest person on this planet to break 5 sets of handcuffs in a row.
   
   How much do you deadlift?