2017-07-03 at 4:45 AM UTC
I'm sure someone here can relate.
I just painted my dick black with a sharpie and jerked myself off and pretended I was giving a black guy a handy.
This shit won't wash off though.
2017-07-03 at 4:56 AM UTC
when i was like 11 and hadnt figured out how to yank my shit like an adult i would just rub a stuffed animal on my dick for a while
then i learned what porn was and i literally google image searched boobs on my phone (which was a fucking lg lotus)
2017-07-03 at 5:17 AM UTC
Tossin' money on a strip club Flo'.
2017-07-03 at 5:27 AM UTC
Originally posted by cerakote
when i was like 11 and hadnt figured out how to yank my shit like an adult i would just rub a stuffed animal on my dick for a while
then i learned what porn was and i literally google image searched boobs on my phone (which was a fucking lg lotus)
Your lucky, all I had at that age was old magazines
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2017-07-03 at 5:37 AM UTC
Jerked it to an Asari stripper in Mass Effect once when I was like 15.
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2017-07-03 at 5:53 AM UTC
FUCK why don't they work.
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2017-07-03 at 7:04 AM UTC
new TF2 strat: spray porn on a wall, wait for enemy teenagers to gawk at it masturbating, then backstab them.
2017-07-03 at 7:06 AM UTC
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2017-07-03 at 9:51 AM UTC
when i was 11 i couldnt figure out how to fap so i'd stick toothpicks up my dick when i had an erection
2017-07-03 at 1:13 PM UTC
11 and you rubbed a teddy on your dick?! LOL.
I think I got my first handjob at 11..