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When is the last time you went to a casino?

  1. #21
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I was so close to saying this. Bumped!

    It just seemed like the thing to say.
  2. #22
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Why is ND such a secret with you. Are you a rigger, Potato farmer or just chose to live in the middle of fucking nowhere :]

    I was born and raised here. I lived in Tampa for years, but came back to my roots. I AM North Dakota.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by mmQ I was born and raised here. I lived in Tampa for years, but came back to my roots. I AM North Dakota.

    My family homestead there. English,German,Russian I guess

    are you in the Bakken region or closer to Fargo. I never been there before. :( I was thinking of going and then head down to SD and see Mt Rushmore.. maybe one day I'll ride a motorcycle to Stugis.
  4. #24
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Mitya Coil Last night! I was black out drunk and don't remember a damn thing.

    I am $400 poorer thou

    That's my favorite
  5. #25
    2012 - I didn't go because I wanted to, my dumb cousin wanted to go for some odd reason, lost all his money.
    It was the most miserable place I had ever been to, this was in Long beach, or somewhere around there.

    I was high as a motherfucker so my vision was all blurry but I could still see the misery very clearly.
    All the people, mostly handsome and well tanned individuals, sitting at their tables looked so ... seriously but dead inside.
    I saw drunk people, some old Asian men, stumbling out of the public bathroom so drunk they could hardly stand ... god california is such a a shithole.
    Worst state in the entire country, if you all sink into the ocean then you would be doing us a favor (take jedigle and judebook with you).
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 But I did meth only once in my life and it almost killed me. I was talking about in general. I have severe acid-reflux since the age of 16 up till a few years ago. now it comes on and off no way near as bad as it used to. Not sure what happened.. Maybe my pancrease and liver are slowing down??

    ??? What happened exactly then? You've got me confused.
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Someone told me you can learn to play online. I think Texas Holdem and 21/blackjack are the most common. Poker scares me.. you better have the money to pay out your last hand or you have to walk. Some casinos have an "All in " which means if you win, you only get a part of the pot. Find those poker tables.

    I just like pretty lights and music. I wear my headphones, listen to my music (Unless the casino has some good jam music on) and I play nickle or quarter slots. limit your amount and resist the ATM (Youre an addicted gambler if you do this– this will kill your marriage and friendship with people)

    Also top Indian Casino's have really great places to eat. Top notch and even decent buffets if you don't have money for the expensive restaurants. but a good place to take a date

    Its the same as going to a dinner and a movie and maybe mini golf. you spend 80-100 bucks? that's your limit for the night for food and nickle slots. you can spend hours and except it as a lost. But you might hit a progressive and win thousands.

    So preplanned casino budget is not a bad thing.

    Those are statistically some of the words odds for a casino game though. Cards honestly doesn't interest me, and yeah, it's a bit terrifying. I'd be coming in on my first day of school and jumping in a pool of sharks. No thanks.

    I like those arcade bar hybrids better. A lot cheaper and a lot more fun to be at with new people. Especially if they've got fancy VR type stuff.
  8. #28
    Originally posted by 霍比特人 ??? What happened exactly then? You've got me confused.

    What is confusing? the crank I snorted was 2 lines being set up.. I didn't know I was only supposed to do part of one because I wasn't used to it.. he sat down the tray and I did one line in each nostril.. felt the best I ever felt pretty much but 4 hours later I was in the Hospital where my blood test showed nitragin bubbles formed and nitragin were 4-5 times larger then they were supposed to be and if I didn't stop hyperventilating on top of it.. I would burst them and most likely die (according to the ER doctor)

    It's why I chose not to do drugs. I tried this and that at an early age once or twice and stopped by 20-21 years of age. pot and alcohol is the only thing I have done. It's really dangerous shit
  9. #29
    I've never been to a casino and probably never will

    If for some reason I did though, I'd probably just play roulette
  10. #30
    Originally posted by mmQ I play blackjack semi-frequently at a bar nearby, and they call it a casino, but here in ND a "casino" can't have slot machines or poker or anything other than bj, pull-tabs, and a pig wheel, unless your casino is on Native American land (which, isn't ALL land NATIVE AMERICAN?)

    I used to go to DAKOTA MAGIC CASINO which is about an hour south of me, right on the ND/SD border, so I could play poker. That's my game m8s. It's been a few years since I've played a cash game though, and that disappoints me. I play at the same bar once a week, one of the locally run games that only pays out in bar-tabs and alcohol, and I usually do well, but it's not the same as a good cash game.

    When I lived in Tampa (Odessa) I would get proper fucked up and pay a cab to take me to the Seminole Hard Rock Casino like 45 minutes away, shit cost me probably $75 one way, haha, but I was getting paid under the table and had almost no expenses so I just always had a drawer full of cash which makes mq do stupid shit when he's consuming mass ales. God that place was fun though, with a nice big poker room with at least 15 tables and always busy, even at 4 in the morning. I miss that so much. SO MUCH.

    Turtle

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  11. #31
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I had to get inserts before I even saw meth. Years of drinking and smoking most of my teeth rotted along the gum line though they looked physically normal otherwise drinking room temperature water became painful. My dentist told me I'd have dentures by 19 I held off another 5 years here's laughing at you Dentist's name I can't remember you FAGGOT FUCK.

    *regains composure*

    Anyways before my best friend went to prison and we were still barely out of high school we were always trying these "hacks" to compensate for our $8/hour jobs working the graveyard shift at Walmart. There's the wheeling casino in West Virginia and I bought some slot machine hack remote thing. It did end up working but only on certain machines and eventually the casino shark men or whatever those guys who say "We would like to speak to you in the back" started showing up and trying to intimidate/harass us. So we ended up bailing on the idea but not before we both had enough to buy vehicles.

    Trevor, my bff at the time went on to pass counterfeits at strip clubs, graduating to trafficking machine guns and I'm sure committing other horrific acts before eventually landing a 10 year paid vacation in a correctional institution. I still talk to his little brother who's now a heroin junkie who shoots heroin/ice and is generally a fucked up piece of shit but he's always been on the up and up with me and I humor his dumb ass out of respect for his brother. Trevor gets out the end of this year I'm curious if he's ready to rock the slots again.
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