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When is the last time you went to a casino?

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I play blackjack semi-frequently at a bar nearby, and they call it a casino, but here in ND a "casino" can't have slot machines or poker or anything other than bj, pull-tabs, and a pig wheel, unless your casino is on Native American land (which, isn't ALL land NATIVE AMERICAN?)

    I used to go to DAKOTA MAGIC CASINO which is about an hour south of me, right on the ND/SD border, so I could play poker. That's my game m8s. It's been a few years since I've played a cash game though, and that disappoints me. I play at the same bar once a week, one of the locally run games that only pays out in bar-tabs and alcohol, and I usually do well, but it's not the same as a good cash game.

    When I lived in Tampa (Odessa) I would get proper fucked up and pay a cab to take me to the Seminole Hard Rock Casino like 45 minutes away, shit cost me probably $75 one way, haha, but I was getting paid under the table and had almost no expenses so I just always had a drawer full of cash which makes mq do stupid shit when he's consuming mass ales. God that place was fun though, with a nice big poker room with at least 15 tables and always busy, even at 4 in the morning. I miss that so much. SO MUCH.

    Turtle
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    Originally posted by mmQ I play blackjack semi-frequently at a bar nearby, and they call it a casino, but here in ND a "casino" can't have slot machines or poker or anything other than bj, pull-tabs, and a pig wheel, unless your casino is on Native American land (which, isn't ALL land NATIVE AMERICAN?)

    I used to go to DAKOTA MAGIC CASINO which is about an hour south of me, right on the ND/SD border, so I could play poker. That's my game m8s. It's been a few years since I've played a cash game though, and that disappoints me. I play at the same bar once a week, one of the locally run games that only pays out in bar-tabs and alcohol, and I usually do well, but it's not the same as a good cash game.

    When I lived in Tampa (Odessa) I would get proper fucked up and pay a cab to take me to the Seminole Hard Rock Casino like 45 minutes away, shit cost me probably $75 one way, haha, but I was getting paid under the table and had almost no expenses so I just always had a drawer full of cash which makes mq do stupid shit when he's consuming mass ales. God that place was fun though, with a nice big poker room with at least 15 tables and always busy, even at 4 in the morning. I miss that so much. SO MUCH.

    Turtle

    Are you in Minot or Dickinson or somewhere on the western/central side? r u working on the pipeline
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    Originally posted by Six*Six*Scronald4 My work friends go there like every weekend but I've been too fucked on meth and caught in the rat race to socialize with pesky mortals lately

    Meth? Well that sounds like fun. At least you keep the Dentist happy. Modern dentist, old school dentist would be angry and make it extra painful on your next visit.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Those on social assistance programs should specify the exact amount gambled, and provide documented dates and times of the said gambling instances.
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    Originally posted by -SpectraL Those on social assistance programs should specify the exact amount gambled, and provide documented dates and times of the said gambling instances.

    Except Lakotans. They don't have to do shit. they should be able to build casinos too.. maybe there is a worry if they make all this money, they'll buy everyone out and take the state over

    haha that would be weird, huh?
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    Originally posted by Magic-Scrawnson Funny you mention that, I have a horrific toothache right now but this has been going on since 2012.

    And I'm only 24yrs old.

    I have been doing cocaine and euganol with ice water and chain smoking + opiates and booze along with tech/meth

    I asked someone why Meth destroys tooth enamal. I was told it's from lots of regurgitation but I was thinking the chemical itself.

    I had lots of reflex my whole life.. so my teeth were fucked by age 25-30 most of them capped and wearing down. I'm about to pull all of these bitches and get some decent looking falsies.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Those on social assistance programs should specify the exact amount gambled, and provide documented dates and times of the said gambling instances.

    Depends on the type of assistance they're receiving.

    If you were indirectly inferring that I'm receiving social assistance, that is inaccurate, as I am not.
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    I've never been to one.
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    Originally posted by Magic-Scrawnson It's a lot of things really in combination that do absolute hell to your entire body. The smoke is caustic which is not good when you are drinking soda all day smoking crank it throws off the Ph.. so much.

    If the stuff isn't pure its just that much worse on top of it + Bruxism, dry mouth, etc etc.

    We were not designed to ingest this much chemical crap. The food I eat and everything I drink is just high fructose corn syrup.



    I think the intentions of this idea trying to impose morals through legislation is retarded. But if you impose, lets say $5000 fines for not filing the paperwork you could fuck over A LOT of poor people and create chaos.

    Chaos is what we need right now. Zattox Right Wing.

    AI will put everyone on welfare

    Then everyone will be poor (including really educated people) that's when creative fun teimzies starts happening. Pure Chaos.. then the Georgia stones laws (aka Lego Law) kicks in.. and they will need to remove the threat.. bring the population down a bit. I wish Black Desert Rock wasn't private property.. I'v never been there, but I bet those mountains ides would make a great place to tunnel into.. And I bet anything there is springs under that desert plane in the hills pouring down into the Sierras. The western side would be a good place to store food, meds, if there is a water source and rig a bunch of solar panels to run the best Celler Dweller cave aka party den. you would just have to hide the reflection of the solar panels from the people flying over.
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    March 13th this year. Online gambling and lottery tickets are easier
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    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I asked someone why Meth destroys tooth enamal. I was told it's from lots of regurgitation but I was thinking the chemical itself.

    I had lots of reflex my whole life.. so my teeth were fucked by age 25-30 most of them capped and wearing down. I'm about to pull all of these bitches and get some decent looking falsies.

    It's because meth dries out your mouth.
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    On topic, I've never been to a casino. The idea seems so unappealing to me. I don't like playing cards. Would rather invest my money into something or just save it than throw it away like I will if I go to a casino because I suck at cards. Maybe if I knew how to play.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    16 years ago when I went to las vegas.
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    Originally posted by 霍比特人 It's because meth dries out your mouth.

    But I did meth only once in my life and it almost killed me. I was talking about in general. I have severe acid-reflux since the age of 16 up till a few years ago. now it comes on and off no way near as bad as it used to. Not sure what happened.. Maybe my pancrease and liver are slowing down??
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 But I did meth only once in my life and it almost killed me. I was talking about in general. I have severe acid-reflux since the age of 16 up till a few years ago. now it comes on and off no way near as bad as it used to. Not sure what happened.. Maybe my pancrease and liver are slowing down??

    Answer my thread title.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    My liver is a casino.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mashlehash My liver is a casino.

    your mom is a casino
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    Originally posted by 霍比特人 On topic, I've never been to a casino. The idea seems so unappealing to me. I don't like playing cards. Would rather invest my money into something or just save it than throw it away like I will if I go to a casino because I suck at cards. Maybe if I knew how to play.

    Someone told me you can learn to play online. I think Texas Holdem and 21/blackjack are the most common. Poker scares me.. you better have the money to pay out your last hand or you have to walk. Some casinos have an "All in " which means if you win, you only get a part of the pot. Find those poker tables.

    I just like pretty lights and music. I wear my headphones, listen to my music (Unless the casino has some good jam music on) and I play nickle or quarter slots. limit your amount and resist the ATM (Youre an addicted gambler if you do this-- this will kill your marriage and friendship with people)

    Also top Indian Casino's have really great places to eat. Top notch and even decent buffets if you don't have money for the expensive restaurants. but a good place to take a date

    Its the same as going to a dinner and a movie and maybe mini golf. you spend 80-100 bucks? that's your limit for the night for food and nickle slots. you can spend hours and except it as a lost. But you might hit a progressive and win thousands.

    So preplanned casino budget is not a bad thing.
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby your mom is a casino

    I was so close to saying this. Bumped!
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    Originally posted by mmQ Depends on the type of assistance they're receiving.

    If you were indirectly inferring that I'm receiving social assistance, that is inaccurate, as I am not.

    Why is ND such a secret with you. Are you a rigger, Potato farmer or just chose to live in the middle of fucking nowhere :]
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