NUCLEAR FALLOUT SHELTER

1. 2017-07-01 at 8:10 PM UTC

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   Masao Yoshida Yung Blood
   I have detected an anomaly on your forum of the nuclear variety and it seems to have reached a critical mass!, me team is on its way from Japan and we will do our best to stop this radioactive disaster from spreading.
   
   WARNING!! THIS POST IS RADIOACTIVE!
   

   Originally posted by Radioactive Ban THIS ACCOUNT IS RADIOACTIVE!!!! DO NOT REPLY OR YOU MAY BECOME IRRADIATED!! THE ONLY WAY TO STOP IT IS TO GET IT TO SAY THE SECRET WORD TO COOL THE REACTOR CORE AND PREVENT IT FROM MELTDOWN!

   WARNING!! THIS POST IS RADIOACTIVE!
   
   If you post in this thread you should be safe if anything happens.
   We will be handing out potassium iodide pills and rad suits to everyone.
   
   
2. 2017-07-01 at 8:52 PM UTC

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   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   I jacked off hard as fuck today to be honest, these rads gonna give me super goop shooting powers?
3. 2017-07-01 at 8:53 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   fucking retard
4. 2017-07-01 at 8:55 PM UTC

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   Masao Yoshida Yung Blood
   Please everyone hurry and get inside! I cannot keep the door open forever.
   
   There has been an accident, the plane has been shot down over the Sea of Japan... it spun out.. there are no survivors.
   
   I am going to have to go in and do this myself.
   
   
5. 2017-07-01 at 10:48 PM UTC

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   DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
   If two guys were on the moon and one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?
6. 2017-07-02 at 3:14 AM UTC

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   Masao Yoshida Yung Blood
   Please everyone this is your last chance!, I am going to start work on the reactor.
7. 2017-07-02 at 3:18 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Low sperm count tests will be completed by week's end.
8. 2017-07-02 at 3:20 AM UTC

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   Masao Yoshida Yung Blood

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Low sperm count tests will be completed by week's end.

   
   Sir I am glad you made it inside!, you have gotten dangerously close to that radioactive abomination but I think you managed to avoid any serious poisoning or genetic damage.
9. 2017-07-02 at 3:34 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Masao Yoshida Sir I am glad you made it inside!, you have gotten dangerously close to that radioactive abomination but I think you managed to avoid any serious poisoning or genetic damage.

   
   I would like your opinion on Lanny. Don't hold back.
10. 2017-07-02 at 3:36 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    So, you're saying that when two people with previous genetic background expsure to nuclear activity mate and have a child..sounds like a movie
11. 2017-07-02 at 3:37 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Put me in the ground, and fear me later.
12. 2017-07-02 at 3:41 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    You're going to make me stroke from all the humor.
13. 2017-07-02 at 5:11 AM UTC

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    Masao Yoshida Yung Blood
    Good work everyone you can all leave the bunker.
    
    Im gonna hit the bar myself I need a drink after this day. Cheers!
14. 2017-07-02 at 11:30 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    fucking retard