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2017-07-01 at 7:53 AM UTCand by the way, what gym do you go to where dudes wear kilts and jump suits... sounds like a weird gym to me...
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2017-07-01 at 9:28 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby and by the way, what gym do you go to where dudes wear kilts and jump suits… sounds like a weird gym to me…
I never really related to the follow gym goers when I was in good shape for that whole year and a half from 24-26. I mean sure there was a good portion of hilarious people I worked out with. We all generally understood and found each others little inside gym jokes and memes funny. There was a point when this dude bet us all that no one would wear a "forever alone" t shirt to the gym for a 100 bill and it was so weird that everyone was mortified to do it I ended up doing it without hesitation I mean wtf? was that all about I had a gf at the time so I guess my masculinity wasn't going to be tested by wearing it or whatever but I really didn't give a fuck either way.
To get to my point though the majority of the guys were kinda try hard assholes that(and I say this with true sympathy and sadness)seemed to be striving for this nearly impossible life because they had been either mentally abused by old gfs/bullied in school/beat the fuck up by their drunk step father or something along those lines. Guys that are 200+ lbs and >10% bodyfat tend to have been hurt in some way or another *shocker* I know but there was just something so wrong with them all. Like one day we would be talking about hot sluts in the media we would bang and some dude brought up Mila Kunis and I'm like fuck yeah brah she's been one of my top dream smashes for years and all the other guys were like "Pfftt..nah brah she's like 6/10 on a good day" "Yeah Brah wtf she was so old looking in FWB ughhh! barf material!"
And I'm sitting by the pec deck thinking "what and who the fk wounded and made these dudes bleed so hard?" It's like that one guy everyone knows who's always trying to attain this impossible success and always trying get rich quick scheme and tells everyone what color his Porsche is going to be and how many hot tubs his mansion is going to contain. I mean it's good to have goals but these dudes took "fake it til you make it" a little too literally. -
2017-07-01 at 10:52 AM UTCStop acting like you now everything, Doug. You do it all the time. Stop it.
I guess you're right and that's probably something I already new,
