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  1. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I'm just going to go with this because I know it suits me.

  2. I don't have hair
  3. ner vegas Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Tempted to dye my hair blue to threaten men but I really love the colour green more. Does green offend them as much as blue?

    nobody finds the neon-hair girls threatening, just likely to be trannies and broadcasting mental illness
  4. Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by ner vegas nobody finds the neon-hair girls threatening, just likely to be trannies and broadcasting mental illness

    I thought it was a sex kink. Right? To fuck a girl of each hair color. Red, black, brown, blond were the old ones. I don't go for it of course. I'm only into blonds
  5. ner vegas Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan I thought it was a sex kink. Right? To fuck a girl of each hair color. Red, black, brown, blond were the old ones. I don't go for it of course. I'm only into blonds

    same appeal as pokemon I guess
  6. Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by ner vegas same appeal as pokemon I guess

    In real life is a massive let down, right? Every pussy feels the same. Maybe sideways pussys are different, I never noticed. Only way to keep track is by hair color. Especially if you're getting it on from behind and you forget what she looks like and what her name is
  7. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I just checked and there's no windows open. I swear I heard breathing and scratching outside my bedroom door and it wasn't Akira because she was in bed with me and startled by the noise too. Something was out there. If it was a ghost why would it haunt me now?
  8. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I'll check all the rooms to make sure there's not another cat in the house but if not then it had to be a ghost
  9. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I'm freaked out bcus if it was my dad it could be an omen that something bad is about to happen
  10. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I've never believed in ghosts and hope I misplaced the sound, that it was my neighbour instead, but if it did come from outside my bedroom door then I'm a believer now.
  11. Originally posted by Cosmopolitan In real life is a massive let down, right? Every pussy feels the same. Maybe sideways pussys are different, I never noticed. Only way to keep track is by hair color. Especially if you're getting it on from behind and you forget what she looks like and what her name is

    Ya I'm sure this happens a lot to you
  12. Originally posted by Dirtbag I've never believed in ghosts and hope I misplaced the sound, that it was my neighbour instead, but if it did come from outside my bedroom door then I'm a believer now.

    Chris is coming
  13. Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Michael.Bauer Chris is coming

    You should feel guilty for trying to wind up someone who has obvious mental anxieties in this waty.
  14. Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    Not doubting Kafka/Dirtbag should get restraining orders against all ex boyfriends.
  15. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan Not doubting Kafka/Dirtbag should get restraining orders against all ex boyfriends.

    I don't have any. I think my ex gf is trying to use my bank card to get my attention though.
  16. Semiazas African Astronaut
    Or this may be an option
  17. Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I don't have any. I think my ex gf is trying to use my bank card to get my attention though.

    You said a few days Chris Connolly was trying to kill you
  18. Originally posted by Cosmopolitan You should feel guilty for trying to wind up someone who has obvious mental anxieties in this waty.

    She likes it
  19. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I went downstairs to make sure the grill was off and when I switched the upstairs light it didn't come on so I ran up the stairs in the dark. I just tried the light upstairs and it worked. I'm even more freaked out now, feel like I'm in final destination or something.
  20. Originally posted by Cosmopolitan You should feel guilty for trying to wind up someone who has obvious mental anxieties in this waty.

    She likes it

    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan You said a few days Chris Connolly was trying to kill you

    He is, add him on telegram
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