What branch of the military would you join?

1. 2025-02-16 at 12:35 PM UTC

   #41
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Assed the ASVAB

   
   you dont say
2. 2025-02-16 at 2:38 PM UTC

   #42
   Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
   Peace corps
3. 2025-02-16 at 4:08 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Cosmopolitan Peace corps

   
   The Peace Corp is a CIA NGO funded primary by Uncle Sam and the UN.
4. 2025-02-16 at 5:42 PM UTC

   #44
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
   piss corp
5. 2025-02-16 at 5:49 PM UTC

   #45
   Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker The Peace Corp is a CIA NGO funded primary by Uncle Sam and the UN.

   
   Same as the army
   
   Except not trading blood for oil
6. 2025-02-16 at 6:29 PM UTC

   #46
   

   ner vegas Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Cosmopolitan Peace corps

   
   "I want to rape kids"
7. 2025-02-16 at 10:04 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Cosmopolitan Same as the army
   
   Except not trading blood for oil

   
   Non Government Organization.
   
   
8. 2025-02-16 at 10:16 PM UTC

   #48
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   I was looking into this since WW3 is looming. I think I'd be more suited to be a strategist but am not going to be handed that role, so I would settle for one of these:
   
   https://jobs.army.mod.uk/roles/royal-armoured-corps/tank-crewman/
   https://jobs.army.mod.uk/roles/intelligence-corps/operator-technical-intelligence/
9. 2025-02-16 at 10:25 PM UTC

   #49
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Dirtbag I was looking into this since WW3 is looming. I think I'd be more suited to be a strategist but am not going to be handed that role, so I would settle for one of these:
   
   https://jobs.army.mod.uk/roles/royal-armoured-corps/tank-crewman/
   https://jobs.army.mod.uk/roles/intelligence-corps/operator-technical-intelligence/

   
   You're not fit to serve.
10. 2025-02-16 at 10:35 PM UTC

    #50
    Dirtbag African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You're not fit to serve.

    
    https://thedefensepost.com/2024/05/31/british-army-autism-issues/
11. 2025-02-16 at 10:40 PM UTC

    #51
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I think I'd be okay. At Gare du Nord I got off the train, rounded a corner to walk up the steps then a bomb went off behind me just where I was, and I didn't react. It's little things that get to me not traumatic things.
12. 2025-02-16 at 10:42 PM UTC

    #52
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I smoked too much weed so I'm not sleepy but I still can't move.
13. 2025-02-16 at 11:12 PM UTC

    #53
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dirtbag https://thedefensepost.com/2024/05/31/british-army-autism-issues/

    
    I'm talking about in a real army.
14. 2025-02-16 at 11:17 PM UTC

    #54
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Guerilla.
15. 2025-02-16 at 11:27 PM UTC

    #55
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Guerilla.

    More like gorilla in your case.
16. 2025-02-16 at 11:29 PM UTC

    #56
    

    Semiazas African Astronaut
17. 2025-02-17 at 1:55 AM UTC

    #57
    

    Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
    Coast guard I really like being with seamen
18. 2025-02-17 at 2:02 AM UTC

    #58
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bambii<3u Coast guard I really like being with seamen

    
    ^Class 4-F “unfit for service due to physical, mental, or moral reasons.”
19. 2025-02-17 at 2:08 AM UTC

    #59
    

    Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
    Ya that's the truth
20. 2025-02-17 at 2:54 AM UTC

    #60
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ^Class 4-F “unfit for service due to physical, mental, or moral reasons.”

    
    Hey, they can still use him for target practice.