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What branch of the military would you join?
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Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume I'm more intelligent than any of the members of this website
Nah nigga', nah dawg. Even if i were to take myself out of the comparison and say for argument sake you're smarter than me, then you're still not the most intelligent user on this site. Not even top 5. And that's not a sleight towards you because you know i love you but let's just be real here. -
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2025-02-15 at 9:31 AM UTCNavy, they no longer require a GED or highschool diploma. They probably wouldn't hire me though.
If I was away at sea for long periods, I'm pretty much eternally single so I wouldn't have to worry about my wife or gf cheating on me. And the kind of woman I'm attracted to wouldn't likely cheat on me anyway. But I'd forgive her if we were in love.
Elsewhere I'd just never talk to her again.
Military service when you're not at war, basically paid to workout. I used to want to be special forces, but I no longer have any interest in infantry work. The SF guys I met were alright, but I'm an INTP master race personality type , they're mostly INTJs. Plus if you get into military intelligence, you have access to remote neural monitoring tech, so you can see through someone's eyes when he's fucking his wife. My ex "flame" is basically untouchable now because she has access to that tech or works with the people who do. It's pretty fucked up and invasive, supposedly only Army Intelligence has rnm tech but I think it's all 5 eyes spooks nowadays.
Seafood is great too. I kinda need a job so I may go to the Navy recruiter soonish. The Army recruiters suggested I'd get a waiver for almost anything, they wanted to hire me but they wouldn't renig on the GED, so fuck em. -
2025-02-15 at 9:54 AM UTCGravy Seals Space Force, Line Cook/Infantry Specialist (GSSF-LC/IS)The Only Easy Meal Deal Was Yesterday's.
Originally posted by Ghost What the fuck did you just say to me, Alien Scum? I'll have you know I graduated top of Mercdonalds training regiment, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on LV-624, and I have over 300 confirmed xeno kills. I am trained in yakety sax warfare and I'm the top specialist in the saltshaker. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you pathetic antagonist with precision the likes of which has never been seen on this Planet, mark my words. You think you can get away with weeding up the planet? Think again, maggot. As we speak I am contacting my overwatch officer and your coordinates are being traced right now so you better prepare for the orbital bombardment, loser. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call a hive. You're gonna die, alien scumbag. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire Voucher Terminal on the Saltshaker and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your hide off the face of the planet. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your planet snatch was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have thought twice. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you alien scumbag. I will send shuttles fury all over you and you will be crushed by them. You're dead Alien Scum.
In the future all MRE's will be MCDONALDS based, this is an advancement in technology. The coca Cola Pepsi Doritos mountain Dew army will never fail. We are all veterans of the console wars, the cola wars, the fast food wars. I'm a highly skilled dollar menu killer trained in CQC (close quarters cola)
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2025-02-15 at 9:59 AM UTCMilitary and CIA officers can consume weed now, speaking of.
But only that weak shitty legal kind with less than 0.03 % thc that's extra harsh on the lungs. I mean if they're undercover they can probably do whatever but initially they can only use that stuff.
Supposedly MI6/5 officers can smoke all the real weed they want once they're hired. I'd work for MI5 -
2025-02-15 at 10:48 AM UTCIf I was that age I would go space force. Nobody is going to fight and die in space anytime soon.
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2025-02-15 at 2:49 PM UTCSpace Force so I can help develop the four-armed monkey people.
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