2025-02-13 at 1:55 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
I'm less than 3 weeks away from the big day.
Unfortunately.....
Unfortunately....
Unfortunately....
I was duped by the cruise line into buying airfare through them which has been flying out at 5am from Cincinnati which is already a little over an hour away from home.
Then there is a transfer in Charlotte that I've only got 90 minutes to make and that's if my first flights not delayed.
Touchdown Tampa at 9:50 (hopefully) and then it's just a 10 mile taxi ride to the boat.
But I think the latest I can get on the boat is 2pm.
I've checked all my boxes and if for any reason we miss that second plane there is only 1 more that could get us on the boat in time and who knows if they have seats.
I tried changing my flight but Carnival says don't worry about it and if I really wanna change it they are going to charge me a $600 change fee and I'll have to pay a couple hundred more for the new tickets.
It's Uber gay and my hand are tied.
ChatGPT is giving me 60-70% odds of making the boat.
If it doesn't work out they can fuck me for 3 days and nights before I get a 75% cupon for a future cruise.
If that happens I'm stuck in Florida for a week with no plans or place to go.
Id probably go straight to Lanny's house unannounced and hope he puts us up.
And has deserts.
2025-02-13 at 1:57 PM UTC
When I have sex with you and your girlfriend you will be very sissified and satisfied respectively.
Come turn up with me but don't bring your step daughter
If u don't bring woman that's fine, i know a bunch who like white men but they're Hispanic
fona proudly demonstrates his financial imprudence again for us to see
2025-02-13 at 2:02 PM UTC
We can tell everyone you're my cousin from mukwonago
Nigga you look like a mukwonago
I have a lot of money, pull up
2025-02-13 at 2:04 PM UTC
I'll hop on a plane when u go Tampa. I'll use my pto
2025-02-13 at 5:11 PM UTC
Cancel everything and take the train.
2025-02-13 at 6:49 PM UTC
Tell your wife to stop messaging me on Facebook unless you're there
2025-02-13 at 8:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fonaplats
I'm less than 3 weeks away from the big day.
Unfortunately…..
Unfortunately….
Unfortunately….
I was duped by the cruise line into buying airfare through them which has been flying out at 5am from Cincinnati which is already a little over an hour away from home.
Then there is a transfer in Charlotte that I've only got 90 minutes to make and that's if my first flights not delayed.
Touchdown Tampa at 9:50 (hopefully) and then it's just a 10 mile taxi ride to the boat.
But I think the latest I can get on the boat is 2pm.
I've checked all my boxes and if for any reason we miss that second plane there is only 1 more that could get us on the boat in time and who knows if they have seats.
I tried changing my flight but Carnival says don't worry about it and if I really wanna change it they are going to charge me a $600 change fee and I'll have to pay a couple hundred more for the new tickets.
It's Uber gay and my hand are tied.
ChatGPT is giving me 60-70% odds of making the boat.
If it doesn't work out they can fuck me for 3 days and nights before I get a 75% cupon for a future cruise.
If that happens I'm stuck in Florida for a week with no plans or place to go.
Id probably go straight to Lanny's house unannounced and hope he puts us up.
And has deserts.
Your profile Pic is pretty
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2025-02-13 at 9:40 PM UTC
You shouldn't have any problems making your transfer in charlotte as long as you hustle a bit. i once made a connection with about 20 minutes of a time window, but charlotte is also the only airport i've ever been stranded at, but that was because of the weather.
it might be worth it to take the drive up to cincinatti the day before and just get a cheap hotel, do a little sight seeing, get some food and just crash out early that way you can just wake up super early and head straight to the airport.
not impossible, but definitely not going to be pleasant.
2025-02-13 at 9:59 PM UTC
Is your wife on birth control
2025-02-13 at 10:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fluttershy
You shouldn't have any problems making your transfer in charlotte as long as you hustle a bit. i once made a connection with about 20 minutes of a time window, but charlotte is also the only airport i've ever been stranded at, but that was because of the weather.
it might be worth it to take the drive up to cincinatti the day before and just get a cheap hotel, do a little sight seeing, get some food and just crash out early that way you can just wake up super early and head straight to the airport.
not impossible, but definitely not going to be pleasant.
I've made connections in Atlanta in 20 minutes. If you can't make a flight connection in 90 minutes either the flight was delayed/canceled due to weather/mechanical failure or you are a sloth.
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2025-02-13 at 10:20 PM UTC
Weinerplats I'm calling u Saturday at noon!!! Prepare your ear hole for me daddy
