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  1. #21
    Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Desert is gone already no doubt

    That's not nice
  2. #22
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bambii<3u That's not nice

    Tell me about it, she a selfish pig that way.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I've made connections in Atlanta in 20 minutes. If you can't make a flight connection in 90 minutes either the flight was delayed/canceled due to weather/mechanical failure or you are a sloth.

    So you just flap your arms and fly around now?
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  4. #24
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ So you just flap your arms and fly around now?

    That's how rockets work dummy.

  5. #25
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Desert is gone already no doubt

    You are correct, there is no sand in this house.
  6. #26
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
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  7. #27
    Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Tell me about it, she a selfish pig that way.

    I know but you shouldn't taunt people. She can't help it. She showed me a photo when she was 18, she wasn't fat.
  8. #28
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bambii<3u I know but you shouldn't taunt people. She can't help it. She showed me a photo when she was 18, she wasn't fat.

    Well she is now.
  9. #29
    Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
    Well yeah bro she gave up on being active and eating healthy. But she can get it back I really believe so.

    She has a beautiful body underneath the 160lb of body fat.

    Is just mind boggling that someone wants to look like a rectangle
  10. #30
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bambii<3u Well yeah bro she gave up on being active and eating healthy. But she can get it back I really believe so.

    She has a beautiful body underneath the 160lb of body fat.

    Is just mind boggling that someone wants to look like a rectangle

    She will just keep growing until they dat they have to lower her piano case sized coffin into the ground with a used CAT 938M.
  11. #31
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    do they have clown hookers???
  12. #32
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    Amidoingitrite?

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  13. #33
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood do they have clown hookers???

    Kinda?

    Francis Bui, a.k.a. The Amazing Franko, charged with promoting prostitution after undercover bust. Photo by The Amazing Franko /Instagram

    Prostitute Clown
  14. #34
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    My wife and I both lost a little weight for the cruise.
    She vomited off a good 15 pounds or some shit I think she said...
    And I dropped 8 pounds by not having any dinner because my wife was too busy puking to cook for me.
    Quit exercising over 2 weeks ago and kinda just came to terms with the fact I probably won't ever get super jacked by the beginning of March and that's okay because my wife makes lots of money and came home with a new car instead of just replacing the battery in her old one.



    But it's nothing compared to waking up and walking outside in the morning to a beautiful and reliable Subaru car.

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  15. #35
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Lmfao
  16. #36
    Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Fonaplats and that's okay because my wife makes lots of money and came home with a new car instead of just replacing the battery in her old one.

    He found a woman who spends money as crazy as he do
  17. #37
    Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I'm less than 3 weeks away from the big day.
    Unfortunately…..
    Unfortunately….
    Unfortunately….
    I was duped by the cruise line into buying airfare through them which has been flying out at 5am from Cincinnati which is already a little over an hour away from home.
    Then there is a transfer in Charlotte that I've only got 90 minutes to make and that's if my first flights not delayed.
    Touchdown Tampa at 9:50 (hopefully) and then it's just a 10 mile taxi ride to the boat.
    But I think the latest I can get on the boat is 2pm.

    I've checked all my boxes and if for any reason we miss that second plane there is only 1 more that could get us on the boat in time and who knows if they have seats.

    I tried changing my flight but Carnival says don't worry about it and if I really wanna change it they are going to charge me a $600 change fee and I'll have to pay a couple hundred more for the new tickets.

    It's Uber gay and my hand are tied.
    ChatGPT is giving me 60-70% odds of making the boat.

    If it doesn't work out they can fuck me for 3 days and nights before I get a 75% cupon for a future cruise.

    If that happens I'm stuck in Florida for a week with no plans or place to go.
    Id probably go straight to Lanny's house unannounced and hope he puts us up.
    And has deserts.

    If the tickets are with the same airline they will handle your luggage and give you two sets of boarding cards when you first check in and be at the same terminal so you walk off one aircraft and walk onto the other aircraft . 90 minutes is time.
    If you are trying to do a self transfer where you pick up your bags, check in, go through security again then 90 minutes is tight.
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  18. #38
    Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
    Remember the lubricant, mr money bags
  19. #39
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan He found a woman who spends money as crazy as he do

    i think hes the wife in that equation.

    he does wifey things at home whilst his strong and masculine wife wins the bread and other foods in "his" household.
  20. #40
    Fona is the bug-eyed homemaker, and there's nothing wrong with that.
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