african astronaut

1. 2024-12-16 at 5:29 PM UTC

   #21
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   wen i was young i got held back by kindergarten twice. my first crush was a barbie doll. i secretly molested the girly toy because the toy had tits with no nipples
   
   i used school glue and tricked my mother thinking i was wanking it when she walked into the living room that one time i found out how to exterminate parental blocking on a channel...with the volume on blast
   
   (screamed wth are you watching as i chimed in "ohh" and "mmm" with the actors)
   
   tried telling her my hand was a prank, she couldn't tell the difference and gave me a whopping anyway
2. 2024-12-16 at 7:11 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Fluttershy Short Bussy

   Originally posted by jedi_darryl wen i was young i got held back by kindergarten twice. my first crush was a barbie doll. i secretly molested the girly toy because the toy had tits with no nipples
   
   i used school glue and tricked my mother thinking i was wanking it when she walked into the living room that one time i found out how to exterminate parental blocking on a channel…with the volume on blast
   
   (screamed wth are you watching as i chimed in "ohh" and "mmm" with the actors)
   
   tried telling her my hand was a prank, she couldn't tell the difference and gave me a whopping anyway

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Fluttershy Rigorously retarded

3. 2024-12-16 at 7:13 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Fluttershy Short Bussy
   Manipulative masturbator
   The Barbie princess predator
   Sticky fingers
4. 2025-02-08 at 5:55 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Kroz's Ghost Tuskegee Airman
   Dark in Back
5. 2025-02-09 at 4 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by jedi_darryl im chinese.

   
   Yellow Nigger
6. 2025-02-09 at 6:20 AM UTC

   #26
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by jedi_darryl im chinese.

   
   yellow ghost is taken
7. 2025-02-09 at 6:35 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina yellow ghost is taken

   
   So is Chinese Nigger
8. 2025-02-09 at 6:37 AM UTC

   #28
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker So is Chinese Nigger

   
   whats a 'chinese nigger'
9. 2025-02-09 at 7:29 AM UTC

   #29
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina whats a 'chinese nigger'

   
   look in the mud puddle you use for a mirror
10. 2025-02-09 at 8:23 AM UTC

    #30
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker look in the mud puddle you use for a mirror

    
    no access to mud
11. 2025-02-09 at 9:03 AM UTC

    #31
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina no access to mud

    
    ^Too poor to afford dirt and water.
    
    
12. 2025-02-09 at 5:21 PM UTC

    #32
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ^Too poor to afford dirt and water.
    
    

    
    ja, the communists erradicated them from city centers,