african astronaut

1. 2024-12-16 at 5:29 PM UTC

   #21
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   wen i was young i got held back by kindergarten twice. my first crush was a barbie doll. i secretly molested the girly toy because the toy had tits with no nipples
   
   i used school glue and tricked my mother thinking i was wanking it when she walked into the living room that one time i found out how to exterminate parental blocking on a channel...with the volume on blast
   
   (screamed wth are you watching as i chimed in "ohh" and "mmm" with the actors)
   
   tried telling her my hand was a prank, she couldn't tell the difference and gave me a whopping anyway
2. 2024-12-16 at 7:11 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Fluttershy Short Bussy

   Originally posted by jedi_darryl wen i was young i got held back by kindergarten twice. my first crush was a barbie doll. i secretly molested the girly toy because the toy had tits with no nipples
   
   i used school glue and tricked my mother thinking i was wanking it when she walked into the living room that one time i found out how to exterminate parental blocking on a channel…with the volume on blast
   
   (screamed wth are you watching as i chimed in "ohh" and "mmm" with the actors)
   
   tried telling her my hand was a prank, she couldn't tell the difference and gave me a whopping anyway

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Fluttershy Rigorously retarded

3. 2024-12-16 at 7:13 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Fluttershy Short Bussy
   Manipulative masturbator
   The Barbie princess predator
   Sticky fingers