2017-06-29 at 5:19 AM UTC
Elvis died on the Toilet high as fuck :(
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2017-06-29 at 6:26 PM UTC
Ice, Rope
See my dead corpse smeared with my poop
Learn to Cope!
2017-07-14 at 1:40 PM UTC
Stouts.. Meal in a glass!
who ever needs to eat again. just spend your lunch breaks at a pub
2017-07-14 at 2:40 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
If you really want the "best" way, it would be to hang yourself upside down. What you'd do is get large spring coils, tie one end of them to the floor, and the other ends to the ankles, coil them closed with two latches, tie the rope onto a hook in the floorboards and around the neck in a headstand position, then release the coils. Your feet will get pushed straight up by the expanding coils, tightening the rope around the neck until suffocation occurs. Upon discovery, the person will have appeared to have hanged themselves from the floor.
2017-07-14 at 6:56 PM UTC
with garrote wire tied to a pole on top of a building
then jump like yous about to do a sick pencil dive
2017-07-14 at 6:57 PM UTC
Kurt Cobaine mastered the art of suicide and you should do it like him, but maybe courtney love killed him so idk.
2017-07-14 at 6:57 PM UTC
wire around the neck of course but you could tie the wire around your dick and jump from a high enough building
+10 style points for cannon balls
2017-07-14 at 7:03 PM UTC
i'm interested in hearing what zanick has to say about it
2017-07-16 at 4:44 PM UTC
look at the alt clique and all their pet avatars. how trendy
2017-07-16 at 5:48 PM UTC
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
[concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
Originally posted by Totse 2001
Wait.. I just realized this.. you're one of these techie hopefuls who thinks their entire existence and memory will be uploaded to the Siren Server and uploaded into a robotic AI with you're consciousness existing for ever?
Some days. But I'm also equally hopeful of a world cataclysm that knocks out the internet and most electronics. An emp that offers salvation from the oppressive Orwellian nightmare we slip further into each day. Also I just really want to party among the bones of the old world, so I can finally practice gunsmithing to make my glorious 4 barrel slug gun/ bowl combo in peace
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2017-07-16 at 6:46 PM UTC
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
[concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
Take my advice. Learn basic gunsmithing. A slam gun is good and all, but nor for long term use. You can make your own shells pretty easily if you take the time to craft a decent shotgun. Then you're set. Consider downloading the army improvised munitions handbook. Offers schematics for basic trigger mechanisms, but nothing for too long term use.
Studying this you can come up with long term solutions. I've decided a unique trigger mechanism for a multi barrel gun that operates off a similar principle to pinball plungers. Using this I figure why not use real pinball for bullets? Problem is in current "laws" regarding guns, handcrafting this would technically count as a destructive device
2017-07-16 at 6:52 PM UTC
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
[concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
Protip. Black plumbing pipe of the right size will handle pressure tolerances well. Particularly if you overbore it slightly. Double walling will allow large rounds to be fired and not damage the gun. A bit of work and regular cleaning and you have a good gun barrel. Heat treating and buying a rifled barrel insert optional
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