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what was your worst sexual experience?

  1. 2017-06-28 at 11:37 PM UTC
    #1
    10 Ft. Ganja Plant Houston
    i like bad stories
  2. 2017-06-28 at 11:57 PM UTC
    #2
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Can''t really say I've had one besides being too drunk/sharded and it lasting way too long without any pay off. On the flip side being too young and inexperienced and it not lasting long enough. I bet that probably covers 80% of bad sexual experiences. The desired length of time not being copacetic with one party or both.
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  3. 2017-06-29 at 2:27 AM UTC
    #3
    infinityshock Black Hole
    wtf is wrong with you people.

    sex is like pizza. even when it isnt good...its good.
  4. 2017-06-29 at 2:28 AM UTC
    #4
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RestStop Can''t really say I've had one besides being too drunk/sharded and it lasting way too long without any pay off. On the flip side being too young and inexperienced and it not lasting long enough. I bet that probably covers 80% of bad sexual experiences. The desired length of time not being copacetic with one party or both.

    thats what you get for volunteering to be an altar boy and drinking too much wine. did he at least use lube?
  5. 2017-06-29 at 2:29 AM UTC
    #5
    10 Ft. Ganja Plant Houston
    i, uh, are you sure? would the pizza still be good if it shit all over your dick?
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  6. 2017-06-29 at 2:34 AM UTC
    #6
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock wtf is wrong with you people.

    sex is like pizza. even when it isnt good…its good.

    You have never eaten Dominoes in the 90s
  7. 2017-06-29 at 3:08 AM UTC
    #7
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant i, uh, are you sure? would the pizza still be good if it shit all over your dick?

    if you have shit on your pizza, youre not doing it right.

    if you get shit on your dick, clean it off in one or more of the other available orifices.
  8. 2017-06-29 at 3:09 AM UTC
    #8
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon You have never eaten Dominoes in the 90s

    pizza is pizza
  9. 2017-06-29 at 3:16 AM UTC
    #9
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by infinityshock thats what you get for volunteering to be an altar boy and drinking too much wine. did he at least use lube?

    I hope one day I can be as tough as you :)
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  10. 2017-06-29 at 3:48 PM UTC
    #10
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RestStop I hope one day I can be as tough as you :)

    it's good to aspire to lofty ideals.
  11. 2017-06-29 at 4:07 PM UTC
    #11
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock pizza is pizza

    what if the pizza menstruated all over you and gave you aids(no enhancement)?




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  12. 2017-06-29 at 5 PM UTC
    #12
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist what if the pizza menstruated all over you and gave you aids(no enhancement)?

    pizza doesn't get aids, retard.
  13. 2017-06-29 at 5:11 PM UTC
    #13
    10 Ft. Ganja Plant Houston
    ok, your style is hard, but it either comes down to you have never had sex or you're not telling us the worst story
  14. 2017-06-29 at 5:13 PM UTC
    #14
    10 Ft. Ganja Plant Houston
    deleted due to user targeting

    Post last edited by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant at 2017-07-31T16:00:24.364785+00:00
  15. 2017-06-29 at 5:18 PM UTC
    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The one that ended up with me getting threatened with a gun.
  16. 2017-06-29 at 5:20 PM UTC
    #16
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant after a long night of partying i woke up to my roomate butt raping me and i pretended to be asleep on the couch until it was over
    i didn't live there very long

    I'm looking for a new room mate. if you're a heavy sleeper, the rent will be cheap.
  17. 2017-06-29 at 5:56 PM UTC
    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Scrawny II You mean a loaded penis?, don't lie now..

    Nah I can't lie, I enjoyed that one even though I regret it.
  18. 2017-06-29 at 6:06 PM UTC
    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Scrawny II wheres that big black penis button, there should be one just for your account.

    Is this supposed to be an insult? I love big black penis.
  19. 2017-06-29 at 6:10 PM UTC
    #19
    10 Ft. Ganja Plant Houston
    is bbc is the only thing that fills your stretched asshole?
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