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Might fuck around and make a crisp sandwich soon

  1. #41
    Knitler Houston
    Speedy can't eat onions
  2. #42
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Semiazas How many pieces of meat does a crisp sandwich include?
    I think i have 7 different pieces of meat? Im not that meaty yk?
  3. #43
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Semiazas Oh, now I guess Brad's 7th alt is a commissioner of the morality police. Like you've never made an inappropriate jokes regarding her
    Everyone can make inappropriate jokes, just dont fuck me or send nudes directly to me and we’re all good legally. Youre replying to my cat knitler, he’s usually in the telegram calls when i have my camera on, ive been laying on his belly 🥰
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  4. #44
    Knitler Houston
    I'm a real man
  5. #45
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Hey
  6. #46
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Knitler Speedy can't eat onions

    What makes you say that?
  7. #47
    Knitler Houston
    The nonose
  8. #48
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Knitler The nonose

    Now you're just reaching for low hanging fruit kid
  9. #49
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Now you're just reaching for low hanging fruit kid
    Is your nose the low hanging fruit? I know your dick isnt low hanging, it retracts
  10. #50
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    Retractable dick wouldn't be too bad. Sometimes it gets uncomfortable. It's annoying having to constantly adjust, especially in public
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  11. #51
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Crispy Is your nose the low hanging fruit? I know your dick isnt low hanging, it retracts

    Fag
  12. #52
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Semiazas Retractable dick wouldn't be too bad. Sometimes it gets uncomfortable. It's annoying having to constantly adjust, especially in public
    Do you wear underwear?
  13. #53
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Fag
    You’re literally raping me, stop raping me
  14. #54
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Crispy You’re literally raping me, stop raping me

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Fag
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