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Might fuck around and make a crisp sandwich soon

  1. #21
    Encube Yung Blood
    i like to vomit on my sandwiches and use the stomach bile as a wetting agent for the meat i put on it. funny enough, stomach bile has a vinegary like taste so it's kinda like the "oil and vinegar" you ask the subway tranny to put on your $5 footlong but u made it yourself and it's all naturale.
  2. #22
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Encube i like to vomit on my sandwiches and use the stomach bile as a wetting agent for the meat i put on it. funny enough, stomach bile has a vinegary like taste so it's kinda like the "oil and vinegar" you ask the subway tranny to put on your $5 footlong but u made it yourself and it's all naturale.

    Do you vape?
  3. #23
    Encube Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Instigator Do you vape?

    vaping is for children
  4. #24
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Encube vaping is for children

    smoking is for children, because vaping is cringe and smoking is cool. kids are the only people deathly terrified of being cringe and overly preoccupied with looking cool.
  5. #25
    Elbow African Astronaut
    vapes are a nicotine fanny pack

    you have to be an adult totally over giving a shit about what anyone thinks of you to be an unapologetic vapist
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  6. #26
    Knitler Houston
    Today I ate some bread at church

    They had these turkey and Swiss sandwiches
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  7. #27
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    Apple jelly on toast is pretty good
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  8. #28
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  9. #29
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    I mean, the guy probably asked less than 10 and hr. I don't get the point of harassing the working man
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  10. #30
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    A WHAT?!?! sandwich???
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  11. #31
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    How many pieces of meat does a crisp sandwich include?
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  12. #32
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I didn't even make the fucking sandwhich in the end.

    I think I might have a codeine problem

    Also my right side below my stomach hurts

    Hopefully things come thru the male this week fuys
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  13. #33
    Knitler Houston
    Originally posted by Semiazas How many pieces of meat does a crisp sandwich include?

    Dude she's 13 years old for fucks sake
  14. #34
    Knitler Houston
    Originally posted by Instigator I didn't even make the fucking sandwhich in the end.

    I think I might have a codeine problem

    Also my right side below my stomach hurts

    Hopefully things come thru the male this week fuys



    I'M A STAR SO I PUT A NUETRON ON MY PENIS
  15. #35
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Knitler Dude she's 13 years old for fucks sake

    Oh, now I guess Brad's 7th alt is a commissioner of the morality police. Like you've never made an inappropriate jokes regarding her
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  16. #36
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    crisps? do you mean the potato chip?
    cuz I love chips/crisps on my ham sandwiches
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  17. #37
    Octavius Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Instigator Back in the day I'd never put butter on my sandwiches cause my dad was anti butter or didn't like butter so I'd copy him and just have dry sandwhiches for years just ham on white no butter or dry tinned tuna on white bread. I

    Infact I still do it now if I can't be bothered buttering bread

    Tastes better with butter you scum bag
  18. #38
    2nd2lastraw Yung Blood
    your dad is dead
  19. #39
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by 2nd2lastraw your dad is dead

    Your dad is a onion.
  20. #40
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Your onions dad is dead
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