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My goddamn gf's hillbilly brother cooked chicken and left it sitting out for 14 hours, then tried to make us dinner with it

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I literally took it and threw it in the trash. Now she is pissed.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    you're a fucking retard.
  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock you're a fucking retard.

    are you mad lil bro?
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    im cooking chicken but im not going to let it sit out forever
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    This brings back memories.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby are you mad lil bro?

    you're a soft and chewy bitch.

    I've eaten food older than that.

    I ate bbq I bought at 5pm yesterday, completely unrefrigerated, for lunch today.

    20 hours, bitch
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    Originally posted by infinityshock you're a soft and chewy bitch.

    I've eaten food older than that.

    I ate bbq I bought at 5pm yesterday, completely unrefrigerated, for lunch today.

    20 hours, bitch

    Mmmm bacteria.
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    My alcoholic friend does this all the time, cooks dinner then passes out drunk with the food still on the counter then randomly finds it and eats it the next day. Got sick as fuck off some old greasy pork chops once.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by 霍比特人 Mmmm bacteria.

    it's nutrients
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack My alcoholic friend does this all the time, cooks dinner then passes out drunk with the food still on the counter then randomly finds it and eats it the next day. Got sick as fuck off some old greasy pork chops once.

    the meat was pulled pork and brisket.

    20 hours old...ripened nicely
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    If it's fried (which is what they did on long road trips before refrigeration) it should be OK to eat after 14 hours at room temp. you could get sick, but it wouldn't be as bad as if it were baked or boiled and sat out for 14 hours. for some reason Turkey doesn't preserve the same way.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock you're a soft and chewy bitch.

    I've eaten food older than that.

    I ate bbq I bought at 5pm yesterday, completely unrefrigerated, for lunch today.

    20 hours, bitch

    thats because you're a carrion vulture / bottom feeder
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    Originally posted by Totse 2001 If it's fried (which is what they did on long road trips before refrigeration) it should be OK to eat after 14 hours at room temp. you could get sick, but it wouldn't be as bad as if it were baked or boiled and sat out for 14 hours. for some reason Turkey doesn't preserve the same way.

    Interesting, I hadn't heard of this. Looks like they used it more to get salt embedded in the food though? I might be wrong.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats because you're a carrion vulture / bottom feeder

    stfu and go lick the festering snatch of a beached whale, faggot.
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats because you're a carrion vulture / bottom feeder

    lol, like a catfish

    bill the catfish
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  16. #16
    infinityshock Black Hole
    i just drank a protein drink containing milk, eggs, powdered milk, yoghurt, protein powder/flavoring, and rice-drink that i made at 9pm last night. it is currently 6:30pm

    hows that work for ya, faggot.
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    Originally posted by infinityshock i just drank a protein drink containing milk, eggs, powdered milk, yoghurt, protein powder/flavoring, and rice-drink that i made at 9pm last night. it is currently 6:30pm

    hows that work for ya, faggot.

    i hope you get food poisoning
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  18. #18
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by greenplastic i hope you get food poisoning

    you say the sweetest things, faggot.
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I agree with Finny you sissy fucks, lol.

    Do you guys cook your own meals?
  20. #20
    infinityshock Black Hole
    ive been making the same petri-dish cocktail for decades and know when i should...and shouldnt...drink it.

    one time i made it at midnight then brought it to work the next morning, intending to drink it. it was forgotten about for one reason or another and wound up sitting in the sun for several hours...but was then brought back to my barracks where i intended to drink it there. again...it was forgotten about until about midnight when i was planning on going to bed.

    my pay was shit...and i couldnt afford to throw away the money i paid for the ingredients so i drank it, even though it tasted like i imagine shit would taste like. it certainly smelled like it.

    yea. not the best idea i ever had. food poisoning extraordinaire...
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