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Might fuck around and make a crisp sandwich soon

  1. #1
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Back in the day I'd never put butter on my sandwiches cause my dad was anti butter or didn't like butter so I'd copy him and just have dry sandwhiches for years just ham on white no butter or dry tinned tuna on white bread. I

    Infact I still do it now if I can't be bothered buttering bread
  2. #2
    Bradley Dogsbane
    U ever try mustard
  3. #3
    Bradley Dogsbane
    I'm sure they call it something really gay over there like Yellow Yumcum or something
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  4. #4
    Bradley Dogsbane
    I used to make this really delicious sandwich when I was a kid and poor.

    If u get a big skillet I ban make about 6 at once (I had a little gang of 5 other kids and our parents were all the same so every day we'd have to go to someone else's house cuz we'd burn out our welcome after 1 day)

    At my house we could smoke cigarettes and weed in the basement but had to leave at 7pm.

    At zoske house his parents let us drink beer and wine coolers so we'd pour his dad's gin and vodka into them and refill the bottles with liquor.

    Dojians dad always had huge bags of shitty weed so we'd smoke huge joints that barely got u stoned

    Anyway so we'd be high as shit at my house and we'd make this

    U take 1 hot dog per person and cut them into thin slices, like 4 and put them on a pan, put a slice of bread on each one. Medium heat till it starts spitting.

    Now take that shit and flip it. Add parm cheese sprinkles, BBQ sauce and hot sauce, and put a handful of chips on each one. Put a piece of bread on each one and flip again.

    When you smell toast, smash that bread down to crunch the chips. Everyone gets 1.

    They're ok I guess if you're a stoned teenager.
  5. #5
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley I used to make this really delicious sandwich when I was a kid and poor.

    If u get a big skillet I ban make about 6 at once (I had a little gang of 5 other kids and our parents were all the same so every day we'd have to go to someone else's house cuz we'd burn out our welcome after 1 day)

    At my house we could smoke cigarettes and weed in the basement but had to leave at 7pm.

    At zoske house his parents let us drink beer and wine coolers so we'd pour his dad's gin and vodka into them and refill the bottles with liquor.

    Dojians dad always had huge bags of shitty weed so we'd smoke huge joints that barely got u stoned

    Anyway so we'd be high as shit at my house and we'd make this

    U take 1 hot dog per person and cut them into thin slices, like 4 and put them on a pan, put a slice of bread on each one. Medium heat till it starts spitting.

    Now take that shit and flip it. Add parm cheese sprinkles, BBQ sauce and hot sauce, and put a handful of chips on each one. Put a piece of bread on each one and flip again.

    When you smell toast, smash that bread down to crunch the chips. Everyone gets 1.

    They're ok I guess if you're a stoned teenager.

    You cook like an inmate
  6. #6
    Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You cook like an inmate

    I was a child bro
  7. #7
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley I was a child bro

    It was in the cards...
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  8. #8
    Bradley Dogsbane
    It was in the cupboards
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  9. #9
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Bradley gives out all these complicated instructions that make it sound delicious as fuck and then post pictures of grey and beige food

    Make it make sense
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  10. #10
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Instigator Back in the day I'd never put butter on my sandwiches cause my dad was anti butter or didn't like butter so I'd copy him and just have dry sandwhiches for years just ham on white no butter or dry tinned tuna on white bread. I

    Infact I still do it now if I can't be bothered buttering bread

    I can't do dry sandwiches anymore. My go to is honey mustard but i will settle for mayo if that's all we have.
  11. #11
    Knitler Houston
    Originally posted by Fluttershy I can't do dry sandwiches anymore. My go to is honey mustard but i will settle for mayo if that's all we have.

    I'll get it wet for u
  12. #12
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Knitler I'll get it wet for u

    BreadleyB how would the parole board feel if they knew you were comenting in threads about making a sandwich out of a little girl with another man?!?!?!?!?!?!
    ur worse than wariat
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  13. #13
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    You kept hot dogs in the cupboard.
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  14. #14
    Knitler Houston
    Originally posted by Fluttershy BreadleyB how would the parole board feel if they knew you were comenting in threads about making a sandwich out of a little girl with another man?!?!?!?!?!?!
    ur worse than wariat

    THIS IS ABOUT EATING A SMALL CHILD I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT HAVING A NICE SANDWICH

    ppl shouldn't be allowed to use adjectives or nouns as their username, it makes things sooo confusing when I explain

    I'm just trying to blow a Fluttershy and next thing they thing I'm some dirty homosexual
  15. #15
    Knitler Houston
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You kept hot dogs in the cupboard.

    ya I store all my uncooked meat in room temperature cabinets
  16. #16
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Knitler ya I store all my uncooked meat in room temperature cabinets

    Hot dogs are not uncooked.
  17. #17
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Whilst we're on the subject I opened up some tin hot dogs the other day and the brine inside was still warm and it put me off them

    So I threw

    them away

    The end.
  18. #18
    Elbow African Astronaut
    i prefer a chip butty personally but crisps are fine too
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  19. #19
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Elbow i prefer a chip butty personally but crisps are fine too

    So a french fry sandwich.
  20. #20
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So a french fry sandwich.

    carbs on carbs my nigga carbs on carbs thats where it's at

    the keto deleto sandy
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