2025-01-29 at 3:37 PM UTC
I was in my ex girlfriends parents mansion except all of her dumbass friends were living in there and it was dirty.
I was talking to some girl about how these niggas must get ZERO pussy and one of them started talking shit to me through a security camera. She started laughing and i went through their fridges looking for the stereotypical chichen nuggets and all the fridges were empty. They also had cat hair everywhere but no cats.
2025-01-30 at 10:06 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
last night I dreamed I ordered 4 lbs of 1980's Cocaine through the mail to a different address and when it came in I was lazy and didn't pick it up right away and after a while I started noticing several older cop cars like that had in the 80's lurking around the hood and they were all scopin me out waiting for me to pick it up, I thought it best to wake up rather than pick it up