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  1. #41
    Bradley Dogsbane
    i drank a whole pitcher of fruit smoothie with ice and I feel freezing cold
  2. #42
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    "The most Unique Oreos of All time"
    2 yellow cookie with brown frosting
    yellow cookie with blue frosting
    Another cola oreo for some reason
    cookie and super stuffed are the same
    Firework oreo is literally the exact same as the pop rocks space oreos tranny cookies from the OP so that idea wasn't even new
  3. #43
    Bradley Dogsbane
    if I was a realyl fat guy or a really skinny guy I would eat oreos but being middle of the road I'm not a sweets eater.

    Like the JOY of stuffing sugary cockies into my mouthhole to please me at the expense of being fat and feeling like shit is about as attractive as OP
  4. #44
    Bradley Dogsbane
    i'd much rather have a bowl of mxied vegetables and spice it up with some salsa or maybe like a can of chcken noodle soup with extra vegetables
  5. #45
    Originally posted by Ghost THEY ARE TURNING YOUR CHILDREN GAY

    2 color filling only? that's pretty binary of them, the bigots.
  6. #46
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    ALERT!!! ALERT!!!!! DO NOT BUY THE OREO COCA COLA PRODUCT!!! ALERT!!!!! THEY ARE SHIT!!!! THEY COOKED TOO MANY AND ARE CURRENTLY FREAKING OUT BECAUSE THEY CAN'T SELL THIS MANY

    In the years I have been following Oreo's shitty seasonal releases I have never seen them stick to a gimmick for so long. Everyone is already very sick of these cookies and nobody bought them twice.

    Nabisco is coping and seething folx
  7. #47
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood they don't taste like cola

    it's been almost 2 months LMAO yep they made too many. This is a huge loss for them. "Limited" my ass there will be enough to last decades. Anyone that bought cases of this as a collectors item is panic selling rn
  8. #48
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i broke into the corporate HQ of Mr. Kristy and seen the upcoming seasonal grinch cookies "How the Grinch stole the Christmas Cream" and these fuckers even break tjhe biscuits up so you get a half cookie because "the grinch ate it" gtfo outta here what a scam



    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood just like the how the grinch stole the cream cookies there can be a product tie in like coke oreos called the grinches cream in a can where it turns out he forced the whos from whoville to work in a factory scraping the cream off cookies and running it through a machine and canning it, so child labor + stolen cream and the grinch is selling it for profit and forcing them to work on christmas


  9. #49
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Oreo has released the most retarded cookie flavor ever. This one has reached a new low




    It's COOKIE CREAM flavored OREO

    yes that's right folx. Cookie flavored cookies. Holy shit what absolute genius at marketing thought up this banger? AND Post Malone. The first thing I think about when I think of Post Malone is cookies. Makes sense.

    Stay tuned for the summer Travis Scott themed "Oreo Flavored Creme" Oreos

    https://www.oreo.com/products/post-malone?size=2+Pack
    mfw oreo.com asks you to accept cookies

    Post Malone has created the most twisted OREO ever. Post Malone Taste Twist OREO Cookies are sweet snacks featuring never-before-seen swirled creme in limited edition snack cookies inspired by Post Malone. Posty’s Swirled Salted Caramel and Shortbread Flavor Creme is sandwiched between a bottom Golden OREO wafer and a top OREO chocolate wafer embossed with one of nine unique designs, randomized and varying per package. These tasty, fun snacks make wonderful birthday treats or party snacks. Experience Post Malone's Taste Twist OREO Cookies and scan the pack’s QR code to unlock your own Taste Twist cookie.
    zoomers can't read chinese, I don't get it


    This is even worse than the coca cola flavored oreos
  10. #50
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    I kinda like red velvet but yes, they've gone mad with power
  11. #51
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
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  12. #52
    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    Originally posted by Semiazas I kinda like red velvet but yes, they've gone mad with power

    red velvet oreos are great. gingerbread oreos are also fire
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. #53
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I don't get it, all they did was dye the biscut red.

  14. #54
    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I don't get it, all they did was dye the biscut red.


    and replaced the frosting with CREME CHEESE FROSTING
  15. #55
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by igbo and replaced the frosting with CREME CHEESE FROSTING

    So it's not actually "Red Velvet" flavor at all

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    I seriously doubt the red cookie tastes like "red cake" and not just like a normal oreo cookie, same with the "carrot cookie"

    These cookies are nothing but a more rich frosting. Wouldn't it make more sense to just make every oreo with cream cheese frosting instead so they are always that delicious all the time?
  16. #56
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Just wait until the Oreo Flavored Oreos come out

    "Holy shit they replaced the cream with Oreos"



    A frosted donut is made out of flour, sugar, eggs, milk. A Cookie is made from flour, sugar, eggs milk.

    Donut cream flavored cookies IT MAKES NO SENSE

    GLITTER IS NOT A FLAVOR
  17. #57
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood So it's not actually "Red Velvet" flavor at all



    I seriously doubt the red cookie tastes like "red cake" and not just like a normal oreo cookie, same with the "carrot cookie"

    These cookies are nothing but a more rich frosting. Wouldn't it make more sense to just make every oreo with cream cheese frosting instead so they are always that delicious all the time?

    They are more than just creme cheese frosting. When you open the bag they smell just like carrot cake. Even the biscuits have the right flavor of spices.
  18. #58
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker They are more than just creme cheese frosting. When you open the bag they smell just like carrot cake. Even the biscuits have the right flavor of spices.

    They probably just spray the batch once with a carrot flavoring so every time you bite the cookie it forces the smell into your brain and you think it tastes like carrot

    that would be a lot cheaper than adding carrot flavor to the yellow cookies. Also if it has a strong smell when you open the bag I doubt that's the cookies and sounds exactly like air forcing out the flavor into your face tricking you into smelling delicious fresh baked cake.

    I get the same sensory response when I vape a bunch of cookie vape and walk into a room
  19. #59
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Yeah going down the Oreo aisle is always fun, I love seeing what those little freaks are up to
  20. #60
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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