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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Get serious. Stop being weak, kid.

    Please mentor me?
  2. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Please mentor me also
  3. You want me to hold your little chubby hands and walk you through it.
  4. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You want me to hold your little chubby hands and walk you through it.

    It's weird how fat I am considering I have HIV v4.2
  5. Originally posted by Landy Pamm It's weird how fat I am considering I have HIV v4.2

    Even your head is mostly fat.
  6. Semiazas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm It's weird how fat I am considering I have HIV v4.2

    I'm taking biktarvy for mine and that makes you swelling up crazy. That's my main reason for my weight
  7. WellHung Black Hole
    Please burp me, Mommy. I'm gassy.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung Please burp me, Mommy. I'm gassy.

    It's a gassy thing...

  9. Originally posted by WellHung Please burp me, Mommy. I'm gassy.

    Someone should gently rub your tummy until bubbles appear between your lips.
  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i went to an african butcher and they sold me meat soaked in some strange chemical that I am expected to wash off or something because white pepo don't wash they chicken great now i'm gonna fucking die
  11. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i went to an african butcher and they sold me meat soaked in some strange chemical that I am expected to wash off or something because white pepo don't wash they chicken great now i'm gonna fucking die

    You shouldn't eat that garbage. You're just asking for it.
  12. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    You should eat a dick.
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i went to an african butcher and they sold me meat soaked in some strange chemical that I am expected to wash off or something because white pepo don't wash they chicken great now i'm gonna fucking die

    Just buy a live chicken and butcher it yourself. It only takes 15 minutes if you peel the skin off like a glove instead of plucking it.
  14. Originally posted by Instigator You should eat a dick.

    You are recommending it, eh?
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You are recommending it, eh?

    In your case it would be autocannibalism.
  16. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Wondering if I'm in a different dimensional plane. Apparently there's a red weather warning for all of Northern Ireland and the videos of it are intense but the weather is fine where I am.
  17. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Wtf.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/northernireland/comments/1i85fj9/rnorthernireland_at_the_minute/
  18. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Nvm they're saying it's the calm before the storm. I better get groceries in.
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Nvm they're saying it's the calm before the storm. I better get groceries in.

    You're going to die tomorrow.
  20. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I can't believe I'm only becoming aware of this now. It's meant to have the force of a hurricane. I can hear the birds now they're going crazy. My hyperfocus on America because I've been terrorised into survival mode made me block out reality completely.
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