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  1. #1
    Arrest the police when they try to arrest you.
  2. #2
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Fuck junkies before they fuck you.
  3. #3
    Dionysus Houston
    Fuck your own ass before the assfuckers come to ass fuck you
  4. #4
    infinityshock Black Hole
    suck my dick before I tell you to suck my dick.
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  6. #6
    I literally fuck the police
  7. #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Swat your pet sternly on its rear end.
  8. #8
    *swats MQs rear end*
  9. #9
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ Swat your pet sternly on its rear end.

  10. #10
    cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Swat your pet sternly on its rear end.

    this doesnt work for mine

    my cats like to be smacked, i dont know why my pets have to be kinky, but they are

    everyone who sees me do it thinks im an animal abuser and then they see that the cat is meowing and purring and shit and they get confused

    sometimes if the cats do something bad like tear up a roll of toilet paper or something and i swat them on the flank they dont know whether im being playful or actually mad at them
  11. #11
    Originally posted by RestStop Fuck junkies before they fuck you.

    Fucked a junkie behind the dumpster for some cocaine
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #12
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wasp Sugar Fucked a junkie behind the dumpster for some cocaine

    what was his name...and did he blow his load in your mouth, or asshole?
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