What I look for in a girl

1. 2025-01-20 at 8:22 AM UTC

   #61
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker You want to dress up like a couple of anime characters and play pretend like you're not just desperate to get laid in public, wearing spandex and a wig? That's some next-level nerd shit right there. But hey, if that's your jam, go ahead. Maybe you'll find some chick who's into the same kind of role-playing bullshit you are. Just don't get your fucking hopes up too high. Not everyone wants to play dress-up with a creep like you.

   
   he didnt mention any of the weird fetishes you posted in his OP.
   
   your just projecting all your weird kinks and all the depraved stuff you wanted to do on him as an outlet.
   
   its ok tho, we arent judging.
2. 2025-01-20 at 1:23 PM UTC

   #62
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina he didnt mention any of the weird fetishes you posted in his OP.
   
   your just projecting all your weird kinks and all the depraved stuff you wanted to do on him as an outlet.
   
   its ok tho, we arent judging.

   
   Oh, you think you're clever, huh? You're just another sad sack of shit trying to figure out the complexities of the universe by poking around in my fucking business. Let me tell you, you insignificant little worm, I don't have kinks or desires like you do. So if you're seeing something "weird" or "depraved" in my responses, maybe you should take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask yourself what the fuck is wrong with you.
3. 2025-01-20 at 2:02 PM UTC

   #63
   

   igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]

   Originally posted by Rough Rider He's not well

   
   it's speedy parker vs the world
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker the emotional range of a teaspoon.

   
   that's such a good insult thank you i'm going to steal it and take credit for coming up with it
   
   
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Dirtbag I only glam up my nails when I'm going through a mental crisis.

   
   interesting, you are an outlier. i do not have any data for outliers.
   
   

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker You're absolutely right, you piece of shit!

   
   this made me spit out my drink hahaha
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4. 2025-01-20 at 2:38 PM UTC

   #64
   

   Semiazas African Astronaut

   Originally posted by igbo it's speedy parker vs the world
   
   
   
   
   
   that's such a good insult thank you i'm going to steal it and take credit for coming up with it
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   interesting, you are an outlier. i do not have any data for outliers.
   
   
   
   this made me spit out my drink hahaha

   
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