What are you doing at the moment

1. 2025-01-19 at 4:25 AM UTC

   #56581
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Snakes had legs in the Garden. Eve took care of that.

   
   They weren't snakes they were Anunnaki.
2. 2025-01-19 at 4:41 AM UTC

   #56582
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   Watching Return of the Living Dead
   
   I remember watching it when I was maybe 5 or 6 and my favorite part was always when that punk girl got naked and was dancing around 😂
3. 2025-01-19 at 4:44 AM UTC

   #56583
   

   Landy Pamm African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker The record long jump is 29 ft. 4¼ in. A snake can strike up to a distance between 1/3 to 1/2 of its body length. So unless the snake is at minimum of 10 to 15 feet long, no.

   
   Most people walking on a trail and come up next to a rattlesnake don't long-jump 29 feet (flmao)
   
   if you're inches from it, it's strike time is a microsecond compared to your "Oh shit" moment
4. 2025-01-19 at 4:46 AM UTC

   #56584
   

   Landy Pamm African Astronaut

   Originally posted by trippymindfuk Watching Return of the Living Dead
   
   I remember watching it when I was maybe 5 or 6 and my favorite part was always when that punk girl got naked and was dancing around 😂

   
   Dawn of the Dead (remake but the original was great) 2004
   that was actually entertaining.
   was return of the living dead the one Dennis Hopper was in (and or directed?)
5. 2025-01-19 at 4:46 AM UTC

   #56585
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Landy Pamm Most people walking on a trail and come up next to a rattlesnake don't long-jump 29 feet (flmao)
   
   if you're inches from it, it's strike time is a microsecond compared to your "Oh shit" moment

   
   Non sequitur
6. 2025-01-19 at 4:47 AM UTC

   #56586
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   I saw a snake jump the length of an entire football field once. Should have seen it go.
7. 2025-01-19 at 5:01 AM UTC

   #56587
   

   Landy Pamm African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I saw a snake jump the length of an entire football field once. Should have seen it go.

   
   i bet it would move fairly fast across that field. but the thing is they only move in increments at a time. like probably 10-15 yards, stop and pause then move some more.
8. 2025-01-19 at 11:26 AM UTC

   #56588
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   waking up, not watching tiktok, gonna join the 3 trillion$ lawsuit against the government for taking away our revenue/ freedom and pursuit of happiness, they say its a class action and you get 100.00 per follower so thats like 30 grand for me if we win so i'm in
9. 2025-01-19 at 11:28 AM UTC

   #56589
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   anyways I have an extra 5 hrs today without TikTok so I'm going to get the roof on my garage today and start working on getting my 2 woodstoves set up and working after the roof gets done
10. 2025-01-19 at 12:53 PM UTC

    #56590
    

    Rough Rider African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm GHOST-HIP PRIEST
    I refurbished the video a bit.
    
    

    
    How make friends have you ever had
11. 2025-01-19 at 1:37 PM UTC

    #56591
    

    Semiazas African Astronaut
    Getting back in the gym. This was me, peak Semi fit
    
    
    
    And this is me now
    
    
    
    
    
12. 2025-01-19 at 1:41 PM UTC

    #56592
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Get a smile on that face semi emi
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Semiazas, 
    • WellHung, 
    • Rough Rider
13. 2025-01-19 at 2:32 PM UTC

    #56593
    

    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    imagine if we uploaded this whole thread or forum into an AI robot and let it loose on the public
14. 2025-01-19 at 2:40 PM UTC

    #56594
    WellHung Black Hole
    Scron is huddling under a blanket while trying to stay warm
15. 2025-01-19 at 2:42 PM UTC

    #56595
    

    Semiazas African Astronaut
    Lost 9 lbs since Christmas, up from 241. If I'm down to 200 by May, that would be awesome. Need to get my beach bod back.
    
    
16. 2025-01-19 at 5:14 PM UTC

    #56596
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Instigator imagine if we uploaded this whole thread or forum into an AI robot and let it loose on the public

    
    Many would die.
17. 2025-01-19 at 6:22 PM UTC

    #56597
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I tried that a few times and it becomes a radical muslim every time
18. 2025-01-19 at 6:23 PM UTC

    #56598
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    
19. 2025-01-19 at 6:36 PM UTC

    #56599
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    “Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! because you cleanse the outside of the cup and of the dish, but inside you are full of greediness and self-indulgence. Blind Pharisee, cleanse first the inside of the cup and of the dish, so that the outside of it may also become clean. “Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! because you resemble whitewashed graves, which outwardly indeed appear beautiful but inside are full of dead men’s bones and of every sort of uncleanness. In the same way, on the outside you appear righteous to men, but inside you are full of hypocrisy and lawlessness." - Jesus [Matthew 23]
20. 2025-01-19 at 6:42 PM UTC

    #56600
    

    Semiazas African Astronaut
    But what did Dumbledore have to say about all this?