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  1. Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    theres no such thing as covid19
  2. You always want to look good when you're dying in pain. You'd probably want clean underwear, too.
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    The irony of human vanity, even in the face of adversity! It's quite a humorous observation that, despite experiencing intense pain, one might still be concerned about their appearance, especially something as seemingly trivial as the cleanliness of their underwear. It highlights the importance we often place on the opinions of others and the desire to maintain dignity in any situation.
  4. You'd definitely want to brush your teeth before dying, too.
  5. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Ghosts could be real and you could end up with your appearance when you died for eternity.
  6. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Drinking a vodka tonic in a dark bar and just lost five bucks on the slots
  7. "Hey, everybody! This dead guy has dirty underwear!"
  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm I am the 6th Child
    I was born on the 6th day
    I am the 6th sign of the Chinese Zodiac and Wood is the element
    One of the Day Crests has 2 Snakes and a Sword on it.
    I lost my fear of rattlesnakes and have had a chance to handle one at a local state park near my former home.

    I am SNAKE MAN!


  9. Originally posted by Landy Pamm I am the 6th Child
    I was born on the 6th day
    I am the 6th sign of the Chinese Zodiac and Wood is the element
    One of the Day Crests has 2 Snakes and a Sword on it.
    I lost my fear of rattlesnakes and have had a chance to handle one at a local state park near my former home.

    I am SNAKE MAN!



    Yes, but are you in the grass? That's the big question here.
  10. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    today I finished up the cutting and splitting wood. I have enough done to get through the winter I still have to stack a cord but I got it covered up for the snow cummin in the next 3 days I need a shower and a kind female to wash my back and balls
  11. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    GHOST-HIP PRIEST
    I refurbished the video a bit.

  12. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Yes, but are you in the grass? That's the big question here.

    No but I ate some edibles. I think that counts
  13. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Im not a Snake

    Be Wise as a Snake, Gentle as a Lamb (or Dove)

    Matthew 10:16
  14. Originally posted by Landy Pamm Im not a Snake

    Be Wise as a Snake, Gentle as a Lamb (or Dove)

    Matthew 10:16

    Sooo... you go around on your belly?
  15. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sooo… you go around on your belly?

    No.. just know and sense the element and vibe around you.
    but don't react with "Striking out" like a snake if you feel threatened. or at least don't jump to conclusions.
  16. Originally posted by Landy Pamm No.. just know and sense the element and vibe around you.
    but don't react with "Striking out" like a snake if you feel threatened. or at least don't jump to conclusions.

    Snakes can't jump anyways. No legs.
  17. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    watching the last 4 hrs of tiktok
  18. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Snakes can't jump anyways. No legs.

    one coiled up body springs as well as a set of legs
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm one coiled up body springs as well as a set of legs

    The record long jump is 29 ft. 4¼ in. A snake can strike up to a distance between 1/3 to 1/2 of its body length. So unless the snake is at minimum of 10 to 15 feet long, no.
  20. Originally posted by Landy Pamm one coiled up body springs as well as a set of legs

    Snakes had legs in the Garden. Eve took care of that.
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