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  1. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood my family was trying to corrupt pure transgender with their evil and drunkyard but she stamped her foot down and said NO I"M A GOODNICK WITH YOUR SON NOW! paging Dr. The rapist

    i didn't bring my decoder ring. :/

    wtf did you just say
  2. Originally posted by Landy Pamm i didn't bring my decoder ring. :/

    wtf did you just say

    A Goodnick is like a Little Goody Two Shoes, but sexier.
  3. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A Goodnick is like a Little Goody Two Shoes, but sexier.

    maybe you were thinking of GoodDick and two cocks for your orifice'?
  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    i didnt sleep last night
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Wait.. is it getting louder? Make it stop ffs.

    its actually a good song. my mom loves this

    Your mom loves Bradley's dick and misses Kroz.
  6. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Acupressure techniques that aren't real techniques but I'm gonna try anyway
  7. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    a lil bit of……..



  8. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    went in complaining about a bit of pain, next think i know they got me half-arse numbed up drilling deep up into my leg from a hole in my heel. the numbing wasn't working too hot so i started to holler and tell them to chill down but they kept it ripping. i was a bit out of it from the medicine but when i got up i realized theyd been cutting me all up, i had an air-hole cut into my neck and various other knick-nacks they gave me. ran out of the hospital and got in my carro and got the fuck out of there, seemd like a GMC yukon or chibby tahoe was chasing me out of there for having the audacity to leave during an important procedure. then i went to my hometown and all of the power-lines were dangerously close to ground-level and i had a black neighbor who needed help with his satellite-television cabling that kept shocking him, and he ent up giving me a bunch of toilet paper. he was a solid dude

    changes in alcohol consumption cause me an increased intensity of dreams. the night before i dreamt they plucked a few teeth, two nights ago i dreamt my cock got pulled off ( not in a good way ).
  9. Originally posted by A College Professor went in complaining about a bit of pain, next think i know they got me half-arse numbed up drilling deep up into my leg from a hole in my heel. the numbing wasn't working too hot so i started to holler and tell them to chill down but they kept it ripping. i was a bit out of it from the medicine but when i got up i realized theyd been cutting me all up, i had an air-hole cut into my neck and various other knick-nacks they gave me. ran out of the hospital and got in my carro and got the fuck out of there, seemd like a GMC yukon or chibby tahoe was chasing me out of there for having the audacity to leave during an important procedure. then i went to my hometown and all of the power-lines were dangerously close to ground-level and i had a black neighbor who needed help with his satellite-television cabling that kept shocking him, and he ent up giving me a bunch of toilet paper. he was a solid dude

    changes in alcohol consumption cause me an increased intensity of dreams. the night before i dreamt they plucked a few teeth, two nights ago i dreamt my cock got pulled off ( not in a good way ).


    Sounds really, really rough.
  10. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    dreamed i got pulled over by a lady cop, a cute one, I turned on the charm and wound up going down on her then went to her house and went down again, and right when she was about to go down on me I WOKE THE FUCK UP! motherfucker WHYYYYYYYYYY
  11. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT dreamed i got pulled over by a lady cop, a cute one, I turned on the charm and wound up going down on her then went to her house and went down again, and right when she was about to go down on me I WOKE THE FUCK UP! motherfucker WHYYYYYYYYYY

    You don't have any charm.
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dirtbag You don't have any charm.

    The charm-deficient one has graced us with their presence again, I see. How utterly thrilling it is to be in the digital vicinity of someone who thinks the sun rises and sets out of their own asshole. Tell me, do the walls whisper sweet nothings into your ear, or do they, too, realize what a dull thud you are in the grand tapestry of existence?
  13. Originally posted by Speedy Parker The charm-deficient one has graced us with their presence again, I see. How utterly thrilling it is to be in the digital vicinity of someone who thinks the sun rises and sets out of their own asshole. Tell me, do the walls whisper sweet nothings into your ear, or do they, too, realize what a dull thud you are in the grand tapestry of existence?

    You're always mad.
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You're always mad.


    You poor, pitiful creature. Your desperate cry for humiliation is so very... pathetic. It's almost as if you're begging for attention like a sad puppy with no self-esteem. But alas, I shall not deny you what you so obviously crave. Brace yourself for the unrelenting storm of embarrassment and shame that I shall now unleash upon you!

    Your words are as empty as your skull must be, devoid of any semblance of wit or intelligence. It's a miracle you've managed to string together a coherent sentence, let alone ask for something as complex as humiliation. I suspect that your brain cells are in a constant battle for dominance, and the losing ones are the ones that usually do the talking.

    Your request is so trivial, it's like asking the ocean to dampen a single grain of sand. Yet, here I am, stooping to your level to indulge your sad little game. It's like watching a clown trip over its own oversized shoes—predictable, painfully awkward, and utterly devoid of any dignity.

    Your existence is a mere blip on the radar of insignificance. In the grand scheme of things, you're the equivalent of a typo in the book of life—easily overlooked and quickly forgotten. It's a wonder the universe didn't hit backspace the moment you were born.

    But fear not, for I shall not let your thirst for embarrassment go unquenched. You're like a moth to the flame of my scorn, and I shall not disappoint. You are the human embodiment of a meme that's been posted too many times—once slightly amusing, now just a tired, sad echo of what it once was.

    Your attempts to elicit a reaction are as effective as a chocolate teapot in the Sahara. You're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine, and as relevant as a flip phone in a smart world.

    So, take your pitiful pleas elsewhere, for I have given you what you asked. Revel in your newfound depths of humiliation, and perhaps next time, you'll seek validation from within rather than from the cold, digital void of the internet.
  15. Originally posted by Speedy Parker You poor, pitiful creature. Your desperate cry for humiliation is so very… pathetic. It's almost as if you're begging for attention like a sad puppy with no self-esteem. But alas, I shall not deny you what you so obviously crave. Brace yourself for the unrelenting storm of embarrassment and shame that I shall now unleash upon you!

    Your words are as empty as your skull must be, devoid of any semblance of wit or intelligence. It's a miracle you've managed to string together a coherent sentence, let alone ask for something as complex as humiliation. I suspect that your brain cells are in a constant battle for dominance, and the losing ones are the ones that usually do the talking.

    Your request is so trivial, it's like asking the ocean to dampen a single grain of sand. Yet, here I am, stooping to your level to indulge your sad little game. It's like watching a clown trip over its own oversized shoes—predictable, painfully awkward, and utterly devoid of any dignity.

    Your existence is a mere blip on the radar of insignificance. In the grand scheme of things, you're the equivalent of a typo in the book of life—easily overlooked and quickly forgotten. It's a wonder the universe didn't hit backspace the moment you were born.

    But fear not, for I shall not let your thirst for embarrassment go unquenched. You're like a moth to the flame of my scorn, and I shall not disappoint. You are the human embodiment of a meme that's been posted too many times—once slightly amusing, now just a tired, sad echo of what it once was.

    Your attempts to elicit a reaction are as effective as a chocolate teapot in the Sahara. You're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine, and as relevant as a flip phone in a smart world.

    So, take your pitiful pleas elsewhere, for I have given you what you asked. Revel in your newfound depths of humiliation, and perhaps next time, you'll seek validation from within rather than from the cold, digital void of the internet.

    That hurt.
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That hurt.

    Scared you huh?
  17. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I don’t remember.
  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag You don't have any charm.

    you don't know ACP that mofo has RIZZZZZ if ur worthy
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  20. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    I couldn't sleep and drank some NyQuil and had some crazy fucking dreams where I woke up but in another dream and another. I wasn't waking up and i kept falling into a deeper nightmare of crazy.

    NyQuil is a hell of a drug
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