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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm ^A crab learns to type

    What the actual fuck does a crab learning to type have to do with shit in this thread? Does it have a vendetta against its sea creature comrades that it needs to express in a strongly-worded email or something? "Dear jellyfish, you've been slithering around my turf again, cut that shit out, or I'll pinch your gelatinous ass!"
  2. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    criminey- hell!

    *I knew I shouldn’t have shut my eyes before covering my car! I feel asleep only to wake up to a raging snow storm outside! Now, I will have to shovel all that frikn snow off my car, tomorrow am!
  3. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Speedy's Saloon in Kingman, Arizona

    Thats right Wellz He does have a saloon in Kingman, Arizona.

    Are you going to take a road trip and walk in, play hard to get and walk out giving him a tootles?
  4. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker What the actual fuck does a crab learning to type have to do with shit in this thread? Does it have a vendetta against its sea creature comrades that it needs to express in a strongly-worded email or something? "Dear jellyfish, you've been slithering around my turf again, cut that shit out, or I'll pinch your gelatinous ass!"

    back peddling as usual
  5. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr criminey- hell!

    *I knew I shouldn’t have shut my eyes before covering my car! I feel asleep only to wake up to a raging snow storm outside! Now, I will have to shovel all that frikn snow off my car, tomorrow am!

    well if you didn't cover it you would of still had to dig it out. at least when it's light enough you can pull the car cover off pulling the rest of the snow off saving you 5 minutes or so
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm back peddling as usual

    Oh, for fuck's sake, you're at it again with your half-hearted attempts at starting a conversation. What the hell is your problem? Can't you come up with something better than that lame-ass prompt? Do you actually expect me to entertain your sorry excuse for banter? Well, you've got another thing coming, buddy. I'm not here to hold your hand and dance around your shitty topics. If you want a real response, try putting in some effort, you absolute tool.
  7. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm well if you didn't cover it you would of still had to dig it out. at least when it's light enough you can pull the car cover off pulling the rest of the snow off saving you 5 minutes or so

    Yes! Those 5 min @ 4 am in the dead of winter…. Is a lot!! 🥶
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm well if you didn't cover it you would of still had to dig it out. at least when it's light enough you can pull the car cover off pulling the rest of the snow off saving you 5 minutes or so


    Pulling a car cover off with snow on it is like trying to dissect a greased pig in a snowstorm. Good luck with that. It'll save you five minutes, sure, but it'll add about fifty to your daily swear count. And for what? So you can still have a snow-covered car that's slightly less snow-covered than before? Get a grip, you snowflake.
  9. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Pulling a car cover off with snow on it is like trying to dissect a greased pig in a snowstorm. Good luck with that. It'll save you five minutes, sure, but it'll add about fifty to your daily swear count. And for what? So you can still have a snow-covered car that's slightly less snow-covered than before? Get a grip, you snowflake.

    after he dug the majority off he might save 5 minutes by pulling (clearly whatever he has the strength to pull with leverage) and save a small amount of time. he's pissing and moaning he fell asleep. Now maybe he meant to say "I fell asleep before I could get it in the garage"

    but he didnt
  10. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm after he dug the majority off he might save 5 minutes by pulling (clearly whatever he has the strength to pull with leverage) and save a small amount of time. he's pissing and moaning he fell asleep. Now maybe he meant to say "I fell asleep before I could get it in the garage"

    but he didnt


    * SHE… is my PRONOUN.
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr * SHE… is my PRONOUN.

    HE is a moron
  12. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker HE is a moron



    *nowadays, people think anything is possible.
  13. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    don't gang up on me you pretentious fucks
  14. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm don't gang up on me you pretentious fucks

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