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What I look for in a girl

  1. #1
    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    DISCLAIMER: These are my standards for someone I want to date, and I don't just date for fun.

    Appearance:

    - My dream girl looks something like this:



    Green eyes, black hair, a cute soft smile, pale-ish white skin, an ass big enough that it makes you turn your head and solid boobs anywhere between A and double D but really if she has boobs at all that's cool. In between 5" and 5'8 is a cute height. Average weight is good, as long as she is not fat and not a skin sack of bones. Somewhere around 18-25 is the best age range, I'd prefer my age but I can be flexible with that.

    - I think cosplaying is very, very, very hot. I'd be willing to cosplay with my gf as a couple, sounds like fun.





    - Girls with glasses like this give me an immediate boner:



    - I don't care if she wears makeup, but it CAN BE hot.

    Personality:

    - I like the usual qualities. Kind, loving, loyal, understanding, open, honest.

    - I have a pretty traditional relationship dynamic. My girlfriend is in charge in the bedroom, and I'm in charge in everything else. When I tell people this, they usually react by saying something like "why do you control her?" I do not control my partner in the relationship. I simply will make a decision and run it by my girlfriend to see if she has any feedback, usually not because I am open in my relationships and usually my partner is too. Usually when doing things, I will tell my girlfriend a bunch of options that she likes and we agree on something. I surprise her with dinner, surprise her with Buying her stuff at the mall.

    - I value intelligence highly, I'd like to be able to have intelligent conversations with my girlfriend. It doesn't even have to be about politics or economics or history (quick way to turn most women off), it could be about personal emotional stuff too.


    Other:

    - Obviously, she has to have a job and a car.

    - I'd like to have a girlfriend that is interested in partying with me. IE going out and getting buzzed at a bar, going to a concert and doing shrooms, smoking weed on a movie night that turns into sloppy sex, etc.

    - I am monogamous and expect the same from my partner.

    - I'm hoping to be able to move in with my next girlfriend, especially when I get my next job which will be the start of my career, I will be making money so we can afford to party on weekends.

    - I usually connect with my partner's friends and get try to merge our friend groups, I know some people don't like to do this in case of a breakup, but I like to. I have friends from ex's friend groups that I started fucking after breaking up with one my exes, lol.

    - A good sense of humor is great, but if she doesn't have one , that's ok. Usually my sense of humor rubs off on people at some point and they become funnier than they where before.

    - I would, of course, like a partner that shares my interests. Anime, Video Games, Geopolitics, Economics, History, Philosophy, Web-Surfing (yes, people still do this), and music production. If my partner even shared 1 or 2 of these I would be ecstatic. If she shared 3 or 4 I'd fuck her very, very hard.

    I gotta practice spitting game and get a cute nerdy girl.
  2. #2
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    You mean 10-25 for your age range
  3. #3
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    your dream girl seems like she has a mood or personality disorder, you better start studying now to prepare yourself for when she really fucks you up.
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  4. #4
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    You want to dress up like a couple of anime characters and play pretend like you're not just desperate to get laid in public, wearing spandex and a wig? That's some next-level nerd shit right there. But hey, if that's your jam, go ahead. Maybe you'll find some chick who's into the same kind of role-playing bullshit you are. Just don't get your fucking hopes up too high. Not everyone wants to play dress-up with a creep like you.
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  5. #5
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    you really ripped his ass good
  6. #6
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    I'm just playing with my food.
  7. #7
    ner vegas Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'm just playing with my food.

    you want to put him in your mouth?
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  8. #8
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ner vegas you want to put him in your mouth?

    I know you stick your food in your ass. Assburger
  9. #9
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    It's hard.finding a hoe who loves me for my unemployability.
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  10. #10
    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'm just playing with my food.

    Yeah i bet you want to eat me. You like sausage, sleezy sharter? Open wide, I got a great big german sausage hot off the griddle for you.
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  11. #11
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You want to dress up like a couple of anime characters and play pretend like you're not just desperate to get laid in public, wearing spandex and a wig? That's some next-level nerd shit right there. But hey, if that's your jam, go ahead. Maybe you'll find some chick who's into the same kind of role-playing bullshit you are. Just don't get your fucking hopes up too high. Not everyone wants to play dress-up with a creep like you.

    Most women like faggoty roleplay.
  12. #12
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    I hope your find your cute nerdy girl šŸ’“
  13. #13
    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by shitty titty I hope your find your cute nerdy girl šŸ’“

    Thanks, I will.
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  14. #14
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Most women like faggoty roleplay.

    I want Lanny to get one of those furry tails and run around the house butt naked
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  15. #15
    ner vegas Space Nigga
    Originally posted by shitty titty I want Lanny to get one of those furry tails and run around the house butt naked

    how do I delete someone else's post
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  16. #16
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by ner vegas how do I delete someone else's post

    lol Iā€™m gonna film it and make you watch
  17. #17
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I only date middle of the country white women or southern white women preferably from lower, middle class family's under 23 not very religious very rebellious and slightly slutty in dress and actions.
  18. #18
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Most women like faggoty roleplay.

    No, they don't.
  19. #19
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I like big lips and I don't mean the ones on her face
  20. #20
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I like big lips and I don't mean the ones on her face

    You like lips made from an inside out dick skin.
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