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  1. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Originally posted by igbo

    How much you think you will charge for her
  2. igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    Originally posted by Rough Rider How much you think you will charge for her

    at least $500, probably $600/hour. she is good with women so i might have her handle the interactions with the girls (interviewing, vetting, managing day to day) because i don't have the patience for bitches

    edit 1/8/24: it was also her input and encouragement that convinced me to restart this venture in the first place
  3. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    That's a lot of money for some pussy
  4. igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    Originally posted by Rough Rider That's a lot of money for some pussy

    but thats the thing, MOST MEN ON THESE SITES ARE NOT LOOKING FOR PUSSY. they want companionship and someone to hang out with, so they can bitch about their wife/boss/children. the hardest part is not sex it's playing therapist is what multiple girls have told me
  5. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    That's weird
  6. They want someone to examine their head.
  7. WellHung Black Hole
    Pushing Scron's shit in nice & deep.
  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I didn't know anyone could go from fuckin the most bodacious blonde bimbo known to man to posting about being a sad faggot butfukin others in ur head.
  9. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    I’m watching true crime and this judge just asked a witness what bdsm is and he said uh it’s hard to explain lol
  10. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    keeping the fire cranking cuz its 25 mph winds out tonight and 10 degrees
  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by POLECAT I didn't know anyone could go from fuckin the most bodacious blonde bimbo known to man to posting about being a sad faggot butfukin others in ur head.

    his age must be catching up to him
  12. igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood his age must be catching up to him

    i'll play minecraft w u
  13. Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by shitty titty I’m watching true crime and this judge just asked a witness what bdsm is and he said uh it’s hard to explain lol

    why do women enjoy watching shows that are beyond their depth
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    Raping/sodomizing Polecat in an abandoned barn.
  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    the leaf litter sprite looks like poop


  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Get a job you lazy queer.
  17. Originally posted by WellHung Raping/sodomizing Polecat in an abandoned barn.

    Leave Polecat alone, you basher!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Leave Polecat alone, you basher!

    Extinguish ur cigarette on my nutsack speckles
  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by WellHung Get a job you lazy queer.

    says the person that spends all day on a desd forum talking about having sex with men
  20. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood says the person that spends all day on a desd forum talking about having sex with men

    We're not dead, we're just asleep.
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