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  1. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Its hard to do
  2. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Crispy Do i get extra cigarette feeling if i breathe in the smoke to my lungs then breathe out and breathe that smoke in again

    lol no you get cancer
  3. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Originally posted by shitty titty lol no you get cancer

    What do I get
  4. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    I hope it's a wife and some sugar free gummy bears to eat out the pussy
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  5. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by shitty titty lol no you get cancer

    No i dont
  6. The world's most accomplished doctor said that the body is like a machine. He said any stress you put on the machine weakens the machine, that exercise simply weakens the machine, and that as long as you eat and live healthy the best thing you can do for your body's health is take a nap.
  7. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The world's most accomplished doctor said that the body is like a machine. He said any stress you put on the machine weakens the machine, that exercise simply weakens the machine, and that as long as you eat and live healthy, the best thing you can do for your body's health is take a nap.

    Arnold Schwarzenigger in his book Encyclopedia of Body Building states the beauty of the human body is in its difference from the machine. A 10horse power motor pushed to 12hp will consistently break in time, not so with the human body which may struggle under the great weight but will become improved until it is strong enough to do it with ease.
  8. Originally posted by Rough Rider Arnold Schwarzenigger in his book Encyclopedia of Body Building states the beauty of the human body is in its difference from the machine. A 10horse power motor pushed to 12hp will consistently break in time, not so with the human body which may struggle under the great weight but will become improved until it is strong enough to do it with ease.

    This doctor said that any stress you put on your heart is bad for the body.
  9. Crispy reverse pedophile
    And and pericardial fat is bad for your body too, take a look at fralalalalalala and youd see she’s almost there
  10. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Crispy And and pericardial fat is bad for your body too, take a look at fralalalalalala and youd see she’s almost there

    I hate to tell you this but smoking clogs your arteries and increases your risk of cardiovascular disease.

    So basically, you’re starving yourself and still fat lol.
  11. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by shitty titty I hate to tell you this but smoking clogs your arteries and increases your risk of cardiovascular disease.

    So basically, you’re starving yourself and still fat lol.
    Im not fat, im bmi 15.4 with clothes on. Youre what? Bmi 30? Maybe you should be the one starving yourself
  12. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Crispy Im not fat

    But you have the heart of a fat person thanks to your poor lifestyle choices. Sorry!
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  13. Crispy reverse pedophile
    I dont though, i can walk up stairs just fine unlike you. My heart rate has been the same since before i started smoking
  14. On the plus side, nicotine interferes with the terrorist gene therapy attacks and breaks down the integrity of the invasive spike proteins and nanobots. That's why the globalist fascists and their mindless minions have been trying to ban nicotine. It doesn't fit in with their plans at all.
  15. Originally posted by Crispy I dont though, i can walk up stairs just fine unlike you. My heart rate has been the same since before i started smoking

    Check back in 20yrs.
  16. Crispy reverse pedophile
    I will
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  17. Tobacco ingredients:

    Nicotine: A harmless cure for many diseases and illnesses
    Tar: A sticky, brown substance that contains many toxic chemicals
    Carbon monoxide: An odorless, colorless gas that can damage the heart and blood vessels
    Arsenic: A toxic chemical that can be found in cigarette smoke from pesticides used in tobacco farming
    Ammonia: A toxic, colorless gas with a sharp odor
    Acetone: A fragrant, volatile liquid ketone used as a solvent
    Toluene: A highly toxic chemical
    Methylamine: A chemical found in tanning lotion
    Pesticides: Toxic chemicals used to kill pests, usually insects
    Polonium-210: A radioactive element used in nuclear weapons
    Methanol: A fuel used in the aviation industry
  18. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Fat people smoke.
  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    those aren't the ingredients those are the chemical components you get from pyrolysis of nicotine
    and they forgot benzene
  20. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Nicotine: A harmless cure for many diseases and illnesses

    Lol..so wrong.

    Liquid nicotine is great for killing people.
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