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Teslas are really dumb af
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2025-01-03 at 1:40 AM UTCBesides a defense contractor using it to spy on everybody, they're ugly ass cars that usually look like a 2003 Mitsubishi but cost what? $40k? There is that other ugly model that doesn't look like a 2003 Mitsubishi but idk...with the high roof, like a Toyota Tercel? Something like that.
On the bright side, you're a lot more likely to die in it. Either the Mossad or FBI driving it into an old folks home or the usual stuff they're known for like the guy in las Vegas.
What would possess somebody to buy one besides being a Trump superman? Or is that mostly all it is? -
2025-01-03 at 1:42 AM UTC
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2025-01-03 at 1:46 AM UTCi feel like a cybertruck would be the best civilian vehicle to have during the apocalypse/end times. mount a 50 cal on the back and you're good to go. assuming you don't die from the software package i think it would perform better then any other civilian car on the market today in combat. i might be completely wrong but would be cool to see an experiment of a tesla in a live fire combat scenario
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2025-01-03 at 1:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by igbo i feel like a cybertruck would be the best civilian vehicle to have during the apocalypse/end times. mount a 50 cal on the back and you're good to go. assuming you don't die from the software package i think it would perform better then any other civilian car on the market today in combat. i might be completely wrong but would be cool to see an experiment of a tesla in a live fire combat scenario
khadyrov did that and musk remotely switched it offThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2025-01-03 at 3:51 AM UTCMy friend has a self driving vehicle and a vr headset. He Jack's off on the highway
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2025-01-03 at 5:36 AM UTCIT WAS A BOMB YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
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2025-01-03 at 6:32 AM UTC
Originally posted by igbo i feel like a cybertruck would be the best civilian vehicle to have during the apocalypse/end times. mount a 50 cal on the back and you're good to go. assuming you don't die from the software package i think it would perform better then any other civilian car on the market today in combat. i might be completely wrong but would be cool to see an experiment of a tesla in a live fire combat scenario
From what I recall, these things are made of pretty solid steel so they would be more resistant to bullets and explosives than the average car, but they apparently suck at off‐roading. -
2025-01-03 at 7:57 AM UTC
Originally posted by ner vegas khadyrov did that and musk remotely switched it off
bs. he shut one and left the other two unmolestered.
he gave khadyrov some as promotion material after nissan used khadyrov as influencer.
with the sales of cybertruck in the freefall in china, US and europe, the onky glimmer of hope was the hitherto generally untapped islamosphere and in the ring of 'tans specifically and khadyrov is a pretty popular influencer in that region. -
2025-01-03 at 7:58 AM UTC
Originally posted by blackbird From what I recall, these things are made of pretty solid steel so they would be more resistant to bullets and explosives than the average car, but they apparently suck at off‐roading.
if stainless steel have good anti ballistic properties dont you think they would have made humvees with SS ? -
2025-01-03 at 7:59 AM UTC
Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina bs. he shut one and left the other two unmolestered.
he gave khadyrov some as promotion material after nissan used khadyrov as influencer.
with the sales of cybertruck in the freefall in china, US and europe, the onky glimmer of hope was the hitherto generally untapped islamosphere and in the ring of 'tans specifically and khadyrov is a pretty popular influencer in that region.
lol churkas can't afford that shit -
2025-01-03 at 8:01 AM UTC
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2025-01-03 at 4:54 PM UTCI haven't been watching horrible videos in weeks
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2025-01-03 at 5:20 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2025-01-03 at 6:49 PM UTCI go dumb
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2025-01-03 at 8:10 PM UTC
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2025-01-03 at 8:12 PM UTC
Originally posted by igbo i feel like a cybertruck would be the best civilian vehicle to have during the apocalypse/end times. mount a 50 cal on the back and you're good to go. assuming you don't die from the software package i think it would perform better then any other civilian car on the market today in combat. i might be completely wrong but would be cool to see an experiment of a tesla in a live fire combat scenario
I have an inverter but I wouldn't let you use it to charge that POS. You'd need to try your luck with a solar panel once they shut down all the coal burning power plants...and the nuclear ones meltdown or get bombed. -
2025-01-03 at 9:34 PM UTC
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2025-01-04 at 5:03 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2025-01-04 at 5:18 AM UTC
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2025-01-04 at 5:26 AM UTC