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Teslas are really dumb af

  1. #1
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Besides a defense contractor using it to spy on everybody, they're ugly ass cars that usually look like a 2003 Mitsubishi but cost what? $40k? There is that other ugly model that doesn't look like a 2003 Mitsubishi but idk...with the high roof, like a Toyota Tercel? Something like that.

    On the bright side, you're a lot more likely to die in it. Either the Mossad or FBI driving it into an old folks home or the usual stuff they're known for like the guy in las Vegas.

    What would possess somebody to buy one besides being a Trump superman? Or is that mostly all it is?
  2. #2
    Elbow African Astronaut


    this thing looks like it drove out of a racing game from 1996 and i think that's beautiful
  3. #3
    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    i feel like a cybertruck would be the best civilian vehicle to have during the apocalypse/end times. mount a 50 cal on the back and you're good to go. assuming you don't die from the software package i think it would perform better then any other civilian car on the market today in combat. i might be completely wrong but would be cool to see an experiment of a tesla in a live fire combat scenario
  4. #4
    ner vegas Space Nigga
    Originally posted by igbo i feel like a cybertruck would be the best civilian vehicle to have during the apocalypse/end times. mount a 50 cal on the back and you're good to go. assuming you don't die from the software package i think it would perform better then any other civilian car on the market today in combat. i might be completely wrong but would be cool to see an experiment of a tesla in a live fire combat scenario

    khadyrov did that and musk remotely switched it off
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  5. #5
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    My friend has a self driving vehicle and a vr headset. He Jack's off on the highway
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    IT WAS A BOMB YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
  7. #7
    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by igbo i feel like a cybertruck would be the best civilian vehicle to have during the apocalypse/end times. mount a 50 cal on the back and you're good to go. assuming you don't die from the software package i think it would perform better then any other civilian car on the market today in combat. i might be completely wrong but would be cool to see an experiment of a tesla in a live fire combat scenario

    From what I recall, these things are made of pretty solid steel so they would be more resistant to bullets and explosives than the average car, but they apparently suck at off‐roading.
  8. #8
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ner vegas khadyrov did that and musk remotely switched it off

    bs. he shut one and left the other two unmolestered.

    he gave khadyrov some as promotion material after nissan used khadyrov as influencer.

    with the sales of cybertruck in the freefall in china, US and europe, the onky glimmer of hope was the hitherto generally untapped islamosphere and in the ring of 'tans specifically and khadyrov is a pretty popular influencer in that region.
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    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by blackbird From what I recall, these things are made of pretty solid steel so they would be more resistant to bullets and explosives than the average car, but they apparently suck at off‐roading.

    if stainless steel have good anti ballistic properties dont you think they would have made humvees with SS ?
  10. #10
    ner vegas Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina bs. he shut one and left the other two unmolestered.

    he gave khadyrov some as promotion material after nissan used khadyrov as influencer.

    with the sales of cybertruck in the freefall in china, US and europe, the onky glimmer of hope was the hitherto generally untapped islamosphere and in the ring of 'tans specifically and khadyrov is a pretty popular influencer in that region.

    lol churkas can't afford that shit
  11. #11
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ner vegas lol churkas can't afford that shit

    there are plenty of oligarchs in those former soviet 'stans.
  12. #12
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    I haven't been watching horrible videos in weeks
  13. #13
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by blackbird From what I recall, these things are made of pretty solid steel so they would be more resistant to bullets and explosives than the average car, but they apparently suck at off‐roading.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. #14
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    I go dumb
  15. #15
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas khadyrov did that and musk remotely switched it off

    I really hope he didn't talk too close to it.
  16. #16
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by igbo i feel like a cybertruck would be the best civilian vehicle to have during the apocalypse/end times. mount a 50 cal on the back and you're good to go. assuming you don't die from the software package i think it would perform better then any other civilian car on the market today in combat. i might be completely wrong but would be cool to see an experiment of a tesla in a live fire combat scenario

    I have an inverter but I wouldn't let you use it to charge that POS. You'd need to try your luck with a solar panel once they shut down all the coal burning power plants...and the nuclear ones meltdown or get bombed.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood IT WAS A BOMB YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

    Calling it a "bomb" is being a bit generous...
  18. #18
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    "i accept judetube as the torrah of truth because its algorithm always show me videos that confirm my preconceived notion and beliefs,
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  19. #19
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina "i accept judetube as the torrah of truth because its algorithm always show me videos that confirm my preconceived notion and beliefs,

    Go fuck a baby goat ya moron
  20. #20
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Go fuck a baby goat ya moron

    do you have any judetube for this
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