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fucking dead people

  1. #1
    has anyone here ever done this? i bet infinityshock has
  2. #2
    infinityshock Black Hole
    half the chicks I've banged just laid there hoping to hurry up and get it over with...so yea...that.

    not saying I wouldn't be averse to plugging the orifice belonging to someone...or thing...that has been removed from life support.
  3. #3
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Wait. Are we talking about people who we fucked when they were alive and are now dead? Or bonafide dead people in the current tense?
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Enter inspired me to write some dope ass rhymes about this very subject the other day.

    I got thoughts in my head, they ain't right
    Pussies so cold they give a nigga' frostbite
    A dead ho is the thing to make my dick burst
    Cut deep into her neck, bitch give me head first
    Thirst for blood, gets me harder than rigor mortis
    No remorse, will spend eternity in hell for this.
    But the devil he my homie, hear him whisper as i'm roamin
    Late at night, grab my knife, she fights,
    Tell her she's mine as i end her life and see the light slowly leave her eyes.

    I thought it was pretty decent.
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  5. #5
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I think you'd pretty well be looking at sandpaper.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    that's when you stick it in soft...then listen to the snap/crackle/pop as you get hard and the bones break...
  7. #7
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I think you'd pretty well be looking at sandpaper.

    Strangely pretty in an abstract sort of way?



    Yes i agree.
  8. #8
    Originally posted by infinityshock half the chicks I've banged just laid there hoping to hurry up and get it over with…so yea…that.

    not saying I wouldn't be averse to plugging the orifice belonging to someone…or thing…that has been removed from life support.

    It doesn't matter how big your dick is.. it's about the motion in her ocean.. You're doing it wrong! I couldn't fuck a woman who just layed there. I would feel like I'm not pleasing her which is more pleasing to me. I can always finish off in the bathroom or infinityshocks pillow by wiping off with it afterwards. Hows the pink eye Infinity? ;)
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Sophie Strangely pretty in an abstract sort of way?



    Yes i agree.

    Is it real Gold?
  10. #10
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Same difference you're already dead inside Sploo.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by RestStop Same difference you're already dead inside Sploo.

    is Sploo the drummer kid or is he D.I.?
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    Edge
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Edge

    damn right im on the edge

    unless you mean that gold is a Samsung
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 is Sploo the drummer kid or is he D.I.?

    No clue who D.I. is and as far as I know his only hobbies are abusing cough syrup and nutmeg.
  15. #15
    Originally posted by RestStop No clue who D.I. is and as far as I know his only hobbies are abusing cough syrup and nutmeg.

    and playing the drums? he's the cellar dweller kid on drums, right?


    D.I. is a user name which stands for DeadInside
  16. #16
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 and playing the drums? he's the cellar dweller kid on drums, right?


    D.I. is a user name which stands for DeadInside

    Ah yeah I remember that now. Yeah same kid.
  17. #17
    stop talking shit nigga
  18. #18
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Is it real Gold?

    It's fine sand paper. I think they paint it gold.
  19. #19
    Originally posted by RestStop Ah yeah I remember that now. Yeah same kid.

    I thought he looked different He always blotted out his face. but he seemed more tone.. or was faking it.

    He reminds me of a friend I had when I was younger who was tweaky like this. Fun guy to hang around. Most people are reserved and think women will like them more if they act appropriate. but the guy wasn't a pig either.. he would smut talk to a woman. just weird and amusing.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by infinityshock half the chicks I've banged just laid there hoping to hurry up and get it over with.

    quoted in case I need to bring this up in the future
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