Do you think God has a plan for you?

1. 2025-01-01 at 11:39 PM UTC

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   Rough Rider African Astronaut
   I don't think he has a plan for everyone
2. 2025-01-01 at 11:59 PM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut
   I think God probably has better things to do than micromanage billions of retards, and believing that He cares about us on a personal level is monolithic arrogance
   
   He's probably a deadbeat dad who's sick of our shit, he's down at the pub getting loaded and when he gets back and sees what we've done with the place he's going to be PISSED
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3. 2025-01-02 at 12 AM UTC

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   Rough Rider African Astronaut
   That's very negative
4. 2025-01-02 at 12:04 AM UTC

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   Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by ner vegas I think God probably has better things to do than micromanage billions of retards, and believing that He cares about us on a personal level is monolithic arrogance
   
   He's probably a deadbeat dad who's sick of our shit, he's down at the pub getting loaded and when he gets back and sees what we've done with the place he's going to be PISSED

   
   God returning back from a 10000 year vacation:
   
   "You did WHAT with the seeds from that plant?!?"
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5. 2025-01-02 at 12:04 AM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut
   WHO ATE ALL MY FUCKIN APPLES
6. 2025-01-02 at 12:10 AM UTC

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   shitty titty Cripple Nipple

   Originally posted by ner vegas I think God probably has better things to do than micromanage billions of retards

   
   Like what? That’s his entire job.
7. 2025-01-02 at 12:11 AM UTC

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   Rough Rider African Astronaut
   I want a job
8. 2025-01-02 at 12:11 AM UTC

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   Rough Rider African Astronaut
   You're using the banana for THAT
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9. 2025-01-02 at 12:12 AM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut

   Originally posted by shitty titty Like what? That’s his entire job.

   
   you were the kind of kid that stamped her feet and insisted that her dad wasn't doing his job if you got the wrong Barbie playset for your birthday huh
10. 2025-01-02 at 12:12 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rough Rider That's very negative

    
    The God of the Bible was a petty vindictive d00d. He got pissed at his chosen people when he led them from Egypt for doubting if they could conquer the promised land. So he led them them through the desert for 40 years so only their children would inherit the promised land.
11. 2025-01-02 at 12:15 AM UTC

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    shitty titty Cripple Nipple

    Originally posted by ner vegas you were the kind of kid that stamped her feet and insisted that her dad wasn't doing his job if you got the wrong Barbie playset for your birthday huh

    
    I didn’t play with Barbies.
    
    But can you answer my question? What else is God responsible for? What is his job?
12. 2025-01-02 at 12:16 AM UTC

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    ner vegas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker The God of the Bible was a petty vindictive d00d. He got pissed at his chosen people when he led them from Egypt for doubting if they could conquer the promised land. So he led them them through the desert for 40 years so only their children would inherit the promised land.

    
    there's a pretty stark difference between the God of the Old Testament and the New
    
    I find Christian dualism/gnosticism interesting, the idea that the Old Testament God represents the trap of the flesh and the material world, and the Trinity of the New Testament represents an escape from it
13. 2025-01-02 at 12:18 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by shitty titty I didn’t play with Barbies.
    
    But can you answer my question? What else is God responsible for? What is his job?

    
    "His" job was to genetically modify the indigenous sapiens into a usable labor force to mine gold. One of him gave us a bit more DNA than the other hims planned for. Since the escape from Eden his job has been to keep us from escaping the planet.
14. 2025-01-02 at 12:18 AM UTC

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    ner vegas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by shitty titty I didn’t play with Barbies.
    
    But can you answer my question? What else is God responsible for? What is his job?

    
    ask Him, I'm not his secretary and I'm not going to pretend I understand
15. 2025-01-02 at 12:18 AM UTC

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    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Just talked to him and he said you're definitely not going to heaven with your shitty opinion
16. 2025-01-02 at 12:18 AM UTC

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    Rough Rider African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ner vegas ask Him, I'm not his secretary and I'm not going to pretend I understand

    
    U can just ask my friend bro
17. 2025-01-02 at 12:19 AM UTC

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    Kroz's Ghost Tuskegee Airman
    He doesn't like most of you.
18. 2025-01-02 at 12:19 AM UTC

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    Kroz's Ghost Tuskegee Airman
    Why would God be any different from the majority of people in your life???
19. 2025-01-02 at 12:20 AM UTC

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    ner vegas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker "His" job was to genetically modify the indigenous sapiens into a usable labor force to mine gold. One of him gave us a bit more DNA than the other hims planned for. Since the escape from Eden his job has been to keep us from escaping the planet.

    
    
20. 2025-01-02 at 12:20 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rough Rider Just talked to him and he said you're definitely not going to heaven with your shitty opinion

    
    Stop calling your penis God.