Do you think God has a plan for you?

1. 2025-01-02 at 12:21 AM UTC

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   Rough Rider African Astronaut
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2. 2025-01-02 at 12:24 AM UTC

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   shitty titty Cripple Nipple

   Originally posted by ner vegas ask Him, I'm not his secretary and I'm not going to pretend I understand

   
   Aldra if you’re going to call people arrogant and imply that they are wrong for holding that belief, the least you could do is not be this lazy and have SOME sort of counter belief.
3. 2025-01-02 at 12:29 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by shitty titty Aldra if you’re going to call people arrogant and imply that they are wrong for holding that belief, the least you could do is not be this lazy and have SOME sort of counter belief.

   
   He is lazy. If you disagree with him he just calls you stupid.
4. 2025-01-02 at 12:30 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Rough Rider African Astronaut
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5. 2025-01-02 at 12:38 AM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut

   Originally posted by shitty titty Aldra if you’re going to call people arrogant and imply that they are wrong for holding that belief, the least you could do is not be this lazy and have SOME sort of counter belief.

   
   it's arrogant on its face to think that a God that created billions of people, exponentially more animals, plants and 'things' has the time or capacity to care for them individually when they all inevitably suffer and die. you're effectively declaring that you're the centre of the universe. if you believe then sure, honour your father, but I'm yet to find any reason to think he even knows you exist.
   
   personally I'm agnostic, though I lean towards the idea of being 'intelligently' created. in terms of mythology I'm drawn towards the gnostic idea of a 'divine' essence created by a Stranger God that lost us long ago, trapped in hyle until we find a way to separate the divine from the flesh
   
   
   
   but I understand that it's not rational and that I have nothing to show for it except a feeling and probably a bunch of undiagnosed mental illness
6. 2025-01-02 at 12:39 AM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker He is lazy. If you disagree with him he just calls you stupid.

   
   > still upset that I pointed out he regurgitates opinions that israeli intelligence operatives vomit into his mouth like a noisy baby bird
7. 2025-01-02 at 12:40 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ner vegas a bunch of undiagnosed mental illness

   
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8. 2025-01-02 at 12:40 AM UTC

   #28
   

   Rough Rider African Astronaut
   I like to creampie the pussyb then play with the clitorus while i watch myself leak out. Sometimes I dip my hand into the me leak and put it in her mouth
9. 2025-01-02 at 12:46 AM UTC

   #29
   

   shitty titty Cripple Nipple

   Originally posted by ner vegas it's arrogant on its face to think that a God that created billions of people, exponentially more animals, plants and 'things' has the time or capacity to care for them individually when they all inevitably suffer and die. you're effectively declaring that you're the centre of the universe. if you believe then sure, honour your father, but I'm yet to find any reason to think he even knows you exist.
   
   personally I'm agnostic, though I lean towards the idea of being 'intelligently' created. in terms of mythology I'm drawn towards the gnostic idea of a 'divine' essence created by a Stranger God that lost us long ago, trapped in hyle until we find a way to separate the divine from the flesh
   
   
   
   but I understand that it's not rational and that I have nothing to show for it except a feeling and probably a bunch of undiagnosed mental illness

   
   GOD IS OMNIPOTENT. I believe he has a plan for you just the same as he has one for me.
10. 2025-01-02 at 12:50 AM UTC

    #30
    

    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    I think God plans for me to jack off a lot
11. 2025-01-02 at 1:01 AM UTC

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    ner vegas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by shitty titty GOD IS OMNIPOTENT. I believe he has a plan for you just the same as he has one for me.

    
    you can believe whatever you want, but the state of the world (and more importantly, the self) would suggest otherwise
12. 2025-01-02 at 1:05 AM UTC

    #32
    

    shitty titty Cripple Nipple

    Originally posted by ner vegas you can believe whatever you want, but the state of the world (and more importantly, the self) would suggest otherwise

    
    The devil also exists. It is God's job to labor for our salvation.
13. 2025-01-02 at 1:27 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Rough Rider African Astronaut
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14. 2025-01-02 at 1:28 AM UTC

    #34
    

    ner vegas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by shitty titty The devil also exists. It is God's job to labor for our salvation.

    
    if I were omnipotent and some little shit kept telling me what my job was I'd probably give them AIDS
15. 2025-01-02 at 1:30 AM UTC

    #35
    

    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    What would you give me
16. 2025-01-02 at 1:30 AM UTC

    #36
    

    ner vegas African Astronaut
    dick leprosy
17. 2025-01-02 at 1:31 AM UTC

    #37
    

    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Ya I know cuz you wanna put your hand on it "to cure it"
18. 2025-01-02 at 1:34 AM UTC

    #38
    

    shitty titty Cripple Nipple

    Originally posted by ner vegas if I were omnipotent and some little shit kept telling me what my job was I'd probably give them AIDS

    
    It’s not a demand lol. He can handle it.
    
    You can relax. You are not God.
19. 2025-01-02 at 1:43 AM UTC

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    ner vegas African Astronaut

    Then the Lord rained down burning sulfur on Sodom and Gomorrah—from the Lord out of the heavens.
    Thus he overthrew those cities and the entire plain, destroying all those living in the cities—and also the vegetation in the land.
    But Lot’s wife looked back, and she became a pillar of salt.

20. 2025-01-02 at 1:45 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

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