HOW COMMUNIST PLANNED CHRISTMAS EVE INVASION

1. 2024-12-27 at 2:35 AM UTC

   #41
   

   Landy Pamm African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina ewwweeeee

   
   Stop interfering with the monkeys trying to mate
2. 2024-12-27 at 8:10 PM UTC

   #42
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I've had a drink at the Brass Money and asked around but nobody there knows anyone from TOTSE
   
   it's just a bunch of old heads and bikers
3. 2024-12-28 at 12:14 AM UTC

   #43
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I've had a drink at the Brass Money and asked around but nobody there knows anyone from TOTSE
   
   it's just a bunch of old heads and bikers

   
   Do you think Billy Goat talks about Totse at the shitty bars his shitty metal band plays at?
4. 2024-12-28 at 12:16 AM UTC

   #44
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   
5. 2024-12-28 at 12:41 AM UTC

   #45
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

   
   Thanks for sharing your baby picture.
6. 2024-12-28 at 12:51 AM UTC

   #46
   

   Landy Pamm African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Thanks for sharing your baby picture.

   
   are you saying He's a God of all things"?
7. 2024-12-28 at 1:16 AM UTC

   #47
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Landy Pamm are you saying He's a God of all things"?

   
   Are you saying your God is a baby goat?
8. 2024-12-28 at 1:39 AM UTC

   #48
   

   Landy Pamm African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Are you saying your God is a baby goat?

   
   No, I don't follow the Satanic of Illuminati trend of pushing "GOAT is a good thing"
   and I was aiming it at him because he already showed he's evil and not a real Christian (or doesn't follow traditional version)
9. 2024-12-28 at 2:13 AM UTC

   #49
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Landy Pamm are you saying He's a God of all things"?

   
   Greatest Of All Time
10. 2024-12-28 at 3:20 AM UTC

    #50
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Goofiest Of All Time

11. 2024-12-28 at 3:30 AM UTC

    #51
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    
12. 2024-12-28 at 4:06 AM UTC

    #52
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Stop interfering with the monkeys trying to mate

    
    theyre both male monkey tho
13. 2024-12-28 at 4:08 AM UTC

    #53
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina theyre both male monkey tho

    
    Male monkeys can have babies, too. Don't be a bigot.
14. 2024-12-28 at 4:41 AM UTC

    #54
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Male monkeys can have babies, too. Don't be a bigot.

    
    i shudder to think how a western rendition of WuKong would be like.
15. 2024-12-28 at 4:42 AM UTC

    #55
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina i shudder to think how a western rendition of WuKong would be like.

    
    Especially if there were cowboy hats involved.
16. 2024-12-28 at 4:45 AM UTC

    #56
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Especially if there were cowboy hats involved.

    
    the "black" in the the Black Myth would have an entirely different, and unimaginable connotation.
17. 2024-12-28 at 7:12 AM UTC

    #57
    

    Landy Pamm African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ner vegas what the fuck does a child accidentally calling NORAD have to do with a 'Communist Christmas Eve invasion'
    
    did you see the word 'child' and all your blood rushed to your penis leaving you retarded

    
    Because its a know story which was actually factual. Some Department store printed their number on a Catalog but it turned out they misprinted it and one digit off phoned into CONAD (Norad original Title)
    
    I'm saying that seems a bit too much coincidental and like Norad would just be cool with this.
    sounds like it was rigged by the communist infiltrating our country
18. 2024-12-28 at 7:18 AM UTC

    #58
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Because its a know story which was actually factual. Some Department store printed their number on a Catalog but it turned out they misprinted it and one digit off phoned into CONAD (Norad original Title)
    
    I'm saying that seems a bit too much coincidental and like Norad would just be cool with this.
    sounds like it was rigged by the communist infiltrating our country

    
    Do you find conspiracies on the back of Kelloggs packaging also?
19. 2024-12-28 at 7:21 AM UTC

    #59
    

    Landy Pamm African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Do you find conspiracies on the back of Kelloggs packaging also?

    
    No, It could be a fact or not. I just want it to be investigated but it happened during post WWII early Cold War era that everyone is probably dead or in a memory care facility. considering the crazy shit you believe in this isn't so hard to believe.
20. 2024-12-28 at 12 PM UTC

    #60
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm No, It could be a fact or not. I just want it to be investigated but it happened during post WWII early Cold War era that everyone is probably dead or in a memory care facility. considering the crazy shit you believe in this isn't so hard to believe.

    
    What crazy shit would that be ding dong?