HOW COMMUNIST PLANNED CHRISTMAS EVE INVASION

1. 2024-12-24 at 10:01 PM UTC

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   Landy Pamm African Astronaut
   In the 1950s a "Department Store" accidently misprinted a phone number (off by one). seeding the invasion during the Cold War
   
   

   In 1955 a young child, trying to reach Santa, dialed the misprinted phone number from a department store ad in the local newspaper. Instead of calling Santa, the child called the Continental Air Defense Command (CONAD) Operations Center in Colorado Springs, Colo.

   
   CONAD is the predecessor of NORAD. Making Christmas Eve the most likely early morning for an invasion or nuclear exchange. Second is believed to be either 4th of July or a Superbowl Sunday
   
   -CHEERS
   
   https://www.noradsanta.org/en/map
   
   
2. 2024-12-25 at 2:49 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   The magic of Christmas is more powerful than communism
3. 2024-12-25 at 6:14 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   You included the wrong link you dumbass.
   
   https://www.norad.mil/NORAD-Tracks-Santa/
4. 2024-12-25 at 6:17 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker You included the wrong link you dumbass.
   
   https://www.norad.mil/NORAD-Tracks-Santa/

   
   Thank you, Mr. Meanie.
5. 2024-12-25 at 6:25 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Thank you, Mr. Meanie.

   
   That should be my user title
6. 2024-12-25 at 7:01 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker That should be my user title

   
   Your usertitle should be "I'm A Shithead".
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7. 2024-12-25 at 7:10 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Your usertitle should be "I'm A Shithead".

   
   You know I take great delight in your obsessive hatred of me right?
8. 2024-12-25 at 7:15 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker You know I take great delight in your obsessive hatred of me right?

   
   It's not hatred, it's disgust. You've made yourself quite transparent over the years.
9. 2024-12-25 at 7:18 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's not hatred, it's disgust. You've made yourself quite transparent over the years.

   
   You only know what I show. I promise I'm not who you have been led to believe I am.
   
   
10. 2024-12-25 at 7:22 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You only know what I show. I promise I'm not who you have been led to believe I am.
    
    

    
    Your actions have revealed you completely.
11. 2024-12-25 at 7:45 PM UTC

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    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    ^enjoys talking to itself
    
12. 2024-12-25 at 7:57 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm ^enjoys talking to itself
    

    
    Wait.. wut?
13. 2024-12-25 at 8:32 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm ^enjoys talking to itself
    

    
    ⬆️Enjoys butting into private conversations.
14. 2024-12-25 at 9:15 PM UTC

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    Landy Pamm African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ⬆️Enjoys butting into private conversations.

    
    You're one to talk
15. 2024-12-25 at 11:23 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm You're one to talk

    
    I've never said a word to you.
16. 2024-12-26 at 12:39 AM UTC

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    Landy Pamm African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I've never said a word to you.

    
    No you actually butt in on things I am talking to other people about. you're no were near as bad as Bradley but you do it. and also this is an open forum so directing it at another means you're going to get other input from others.
    That makes Me Rent Free in your head
17. 2024-12-26 at 1:06 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm No you actually butt in on things I am talking to other people about. you're no were near as bad as Bradley but you do it. and also this is an open forum so directing it at another means you're going to get other input from others.
    That makes Me Rent Free in your head

    
    You make threads about me free rent boy.
    
    
18. 2024-12-26 at 1:20 AM UTC

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    Landy Pamm African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You make threads about me free rent boy.
    
    

    
    still updating how "important' you are. Showboat Doogie
19. 2024-12-26 at 1:57 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm still updating how "important' you are. Showboat Doogie

    
    
    Wozny the hat fucker
20. 2024-12-26 at 4:05 AM UTC

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    ner vegas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm In the 1950s a "Department Store" accidently misprinted a phone number (off by one). seeding the invasion during the Cold War
    
    
    
    CONAD is the predecessor of NORAD. Making Christmas Eve the most likely early morning for an invasion or nuclear exchange. Second is believed to be either 4th of July or a Superbowl Sunday
    
    -CHEERS
    
    https://www.noradsanta.org/en/map
    
    

    
    what the fuck does a child accidentally calling NORAD have to do with a 'Communist Christmas Eve invasion'
    
    did you see the word 'child' and all your blood rushed to your penis leaving you retarded
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