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HOLIDAY FORUM GAME: What should the person above you get for Chrispmas?

  1. 2024-12-27 at 4:55 PM UTC
    #81
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker He would love that. For decades he has scoured the internet looking for the last word in every dark musty corner of cyberspace. If he could complete his quest for the temple and find the last word he could finally quit the internet.
    I forgot about you too, speedy! I hope you get a new cane and I hope it’s shaped like something cool and manly like a gun or a penis
  2. 2024-12-27 at 5:39 PM UTC
    #82
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Fluttershy A little late to this thread, but here’s what I hope everyone got for Christmas or gets next year.

    Darryl : a really cool usertitle
    BradleyB : a seeing eye dog to stab (that way the owner can’t be a witness since he’s blind)
    Frala : a pamphlet on accepting your partner for being transgender
    Lanny : womens underwear
    Aldra : peace in the Middle East
    KingofFrogs : one of those little 16’ tape measures so his boss laughs at him and calls him a faggot
    Kafka : touched on in the back of a dirty subway car
    Polecat : a speedy recovery to his lover, rickydicky. (And a rag so he can wipe the shit off his dick”
    Scron : a letter from his family saying they finally accept him for being a homosexual
    HTS : a value pack of highlighters
    Wariat : a dozen police officers disguised as little girls

    Let me know if I forgot anyone!!! Merry Christmas fuys!!!

    i'm telling my mom about th tranny on new years eve and she is coming to visit in a month
  3. 2024-12-27 at 6:21 PM UTC
    #83
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i'm telling my mom about th tranny on new years eve and she is coming to visit in a month

    Lucy is very nice and I think your mom will like her a lot even if she is a bit old fashioned. I’m glad things are coming up ratface lately!
  4. 2024-12-27 at 7:20 PM UTC
    #84
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fluttershy Lucy is very nice and I think your mom will like her a lot even if she is a bit old fashioned. I’m glad things are coming up ratface lately!

    Sean is boy with no nuts and fat knees who calls himself Lucy.
  5. 2024-12-27 at 7:33 PM UTC
    #85
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Being trad is counter cultural now

    We are still in the advent season folx the wise men have not even reached baby Jesus yet.





    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Sean is boy with no nuts and fat knees who calls himself Lucy.

    wow you sound just like her parents on christmas
  6. 2024-12-27 at 7:36 PM UTC
    #86
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    A vagina themed male sex toy for HTS to hold between his thighs to get this pretend fantasy a little more real.
  7. 2024-12-27 at 7:49 PM UTC
    #87
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Being trad is counter cultural now

    We are still in the advent season folx the wise men have not even reached baby Jesus yet.







    wow you sound just like her parents on christmas

    Wow, his parents sound smart.
  8. 2024-12-27 at 7:59 PM UTC
    #88
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    We can't hold hands in church but that's okay



    Originally posted by Rough Rider A vagina themed male sex toy for HTS to hold between his thighs to get this pretend fantasy a little more real.

    I already have one of those


    We got an air fryer and video games to focus on good and pure things like killing heretics in Warhammer and eating delicious healthy snacks
  9. 2024-12-27 at 8:36 PM UTC
    #89
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Lucy is smart,, well not about the nut removal and how to get the sharpie out but in generally intelligent.

    personally I would have stayed calm and shat it out later rather suffer the embarrassment of going to hospital
  10. 2024-12-27 at 9:06 PM UTC
    #90
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Trans teenager tight assholes you old perverts!
  11. 2024-12-27 at 9:07 PM UTC
    #91
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Legend had it HTS needed to have his ankles tied up in the stirrups for the extraction. Bunch of people standing there. It was not a pretty sight.
  12. 2024-12-27 at 9:17 PM UTC
    #92
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    you're thinking about a 13 YEAR OLD CHILD'S ASSHOLE BEING TOO TIGHT
  13. 2024-12-28 at 12:11 AM UTC
    #93
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT Lucy is smart,, well not about the nut removal and how to get the sharpie out but in generally intelligent.

    personally I would have stayed calm and shat it out later rather suffer the embarrassment of going to hospital

    Sean isn't smart enough to know he's not a girl.
  14. 2024-12-28 at 12:17 AM UTC
    #94
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood you're thinking about a 13 YEAR OLD CHILD'S ASSHOLE BEING TOO TIGHT

    Pretty sure he was 12. They were ALL 12-year-olds back then.
  15. 2024-12-28 at 12:54 AM UTC
    #95
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Pretty sure he was 12. They were ALL 12-year-olds back then.

    You confessing?
  16. 2024-12-28 at 1:02 AM UTC
    #96
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I should be monitored 24/7

    I agree.

    Segway this
    I listen to this when I got off at Grand Central Station in Manhattan. with Neon Lime Green headphones and a hawiaan shirt on and some people laughing because it was right after Bill Burrs joke about DJs and their MickyMouse headphones.

    people wore budds after that. Headphones are now back in. I hate earbuds because they cause ear infections. and I clean mine.


  17. 2024-12-28 at 1:04 AM UTC
    #97
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Sean is boy with no nuts and fat knees who calls himself Lucy.

    Tomato potato
  18. 2024-12-28 at 1:13 AM UTC
    #98
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fluttershy Tomato potato

    One is a fruit and the other is a root.
  19. 2024-12-28 at 2:15 AM UTC
    #99
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm You confessing?

    I had to deal with them.
  20. 2024-12-28 at 3:40 AM UTC
    #100
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Rosie O'Donnell


    Originally posted by Fluttershy A little late to this thread, but here’s what I hope everyone got for Christmas or gets next year.

    Darryl : a really cool usertitle
    BradleyB : a seeing eye dog to stab (that way the owner can’t be a witness since he’s blind)
    Frala : a pamphlet on accepting your partner for being transgender
    Lanny : womens underwear
    Aldra : peace in the Middle East
    KingofFrogs : one of those little 16’ tape measures so his boss laughs at him and calls him a faggot
    Kafka : touched on in the back of a dirty subway car
    Polecat : a speedy recovery to his lover, rickydicky. (And a rag so he can wipe the shit off his dick”
    Scron : a letter from his family saying they finally accept him for being a homosexual
    HTS : a value pack of highlighters
    Wariat : a dozen police officers disguised as little girls

    Let me know if I forgot anyone!!! Merry Christmas fuys!!!

    lol.

    i bought you a baby wabbit.

    dyed its fur pink.


    .skanht rof gnittup em tsrif
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