HOLIDAY FORUM GAME: What should the person above you get for Chrispmas?

1. 2024-12-26 at 4:17 PM UTC

   #61
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I'm donating a $25 liquor store gift card to a homeless person in the name of of every unique poster in this thread.
   
   
2. 2024-12-26 at 7:54 PM UTC

   #62
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ner vegas A KEY TO FRALA'S HOUSE
   SO HE CAN HIDE IN THE CLOSET AND WATCH HER PEG LANNY

   
   Lanny gon do this the second she sees me watching her and then stares at me -locked on- like a slab of meat
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   -Lanny leaves us for a bit
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   2 minutes later, lanny chops my head off with an Axe preying mantis style without a catching my last nut.
3. 2024-12-26 at 7:55 PM UTC

   #63
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker He's 84 so just breathing is good.

   
   I'm glad he's doing ok
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   • Speedy Parker
4. 2024-12-26 at 8:09 PM UTC

   #64
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   DTE
5. 2024-12-26 at 8:10 PM UTC

   #65
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by POLECAT DTE

   
   You want to give me an electric company?
6. 2024-12-26 at 8:14 PM UTC

   #66
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   a bag of dicks,, because he cockblocked my opportunity to get an on topic response with a stupid question
7. 2024-12-26 at 8:19 PM UTC

   #67
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by POLECAT a bag of dicks,, because he cockblocked my opportunity to get an on topic response with a stupid question

   
   I'm sure you have plenty laying around to bag up.
8. 2024-12-27 at 1:50 AM UTC

   #68
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   ad a second bag of dicks for being a repeat offender
9. 2024-12-27 at 2:18 AM UTC

   #69
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by POLECAT ad a second bag of dicks for being a repeat offender

   
   Don't let your supply of dicks run low.
10. 2024-12-27 at 3:20 AM UTC

    #70
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    this motherfucker is fuckin with me
11. 2024-12-27 at 3:33 AM UTC

    #71
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by POLECAT this motherfucker is fuckin with me

    
    I return whatever is shined at me.
12. 2024-12-27 at 5:42 AM UTC

    #72
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I return whatever is shined at me.

    
    so if a Man is mooning you ...
13. 2024-12-27 at 6:16 AM UTC

    #73
    Kafka sweaty
    I just had an idea, what if someone makes a pepper spray called MAGAspray? Would it sell?
14. 2024-12-27 at 6:16 AM UTC

    #74
    WellHung Black Hole
    Shut up, whore.
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    • POLECAT
15. 2024-12-27 at 6:36 AM UTC

    #75
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina so if a Man is mooning you …

    
    l2metaphor
16. 2024-12-27 at 4:11 PM UTC

    #76
    

    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    A little late to this thread, but here’s what I hope everyone got for Christmas or gets next year.
    
    Darryl : a really cool usertitle
    BradleyB : a seeing eye dog to stab (that way the owner can’t be a witness since he’s blind)
    Frala : a pamphlet on accepting your partner for being transgender
    Lanny : womens underwear
    Aldra : peace in the Middle East
    KingofFrogs : one of those little 16’ tape measures so his boss laughs at him and calls him a faggot
    Kafka : touched on in the back of a dirty subway car
    Polecat : a speedy recovery to his lover, rickydicky. (And a rag so he can wipe the shit off his dick”
    Scron : a letter from his family saying they finally accept him for being a homosexual
    HTS : a value pack of highlighters
    Wariat : a dozen police officers disguised as little girls
    
    Let me know if I forgot anyone!!! Merry Christmas fuys!!!
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    • Rough Rider
17. 2024-12-27 at 4:21 PM UTC

    #77
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    
18. 2024-12-27 at 4:26 PM UTC

    #78
    

    Fluttershy Short Bussy

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    
    Oh yeah I forgot spectral. I don’t know him that well. I guess I hope he gets the last word in on all of his internet arguments!
19. 2024-12-27 at 4:35 PM UTC

    #79
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    You can always get the last word by just saying, "You're right, you know."
20. 2024-12-27 at 4:50 PM UTC

    #80
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fluttershy Oh yeah I forgot spectral. I don’t know him that well. I guess I hope he gets the last word in on all of his internet arguments!

    
    He would love that. For decades he has scoured the internet looking for the last word in every dark musty corner of cyberspace. If he could complete his quest for the temple and find the last word he could finally quit the internet.