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I can beat the fuck out of anyone under 100ln or over 600lb

  1. #1
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    No matter who, that 101 to 599 range I am less confident on
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    I'm pretty sure this 800lb guy would take your head off with one swish of his paw.

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    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    So you mean to tell me you aren’t confident you could beat up a man that weighs 140
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    you cant win a fight droolin over some guys cock while tryin to fight him
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    how do you beat off a bear
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  6. #6
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina how do you beat off a bear

    As if you haven't already...
  7. #7
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina how do you beat off a bear

    Spectral does it with his bare hands.
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