I can beat the fuck out of anyone under 100ln or over 600lb

1. 2024-12-23 at 9:02 PM UTC

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   Rough Rider African Astronaut
   No matter who, that 101 to 599 range I am less confident on
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2. 2024-12-23 at 9:24 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I'm pretty sure this 800lb guy would take your head off with one swish of his paw.
   
   
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3. 2024-12-23 at 11:18 PM UTC

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   shitty titty Cripple Nipple
   So you mean to tell me you aren’t confident you could beat up a man that weighs 140
4. 2024-12-23 at 11:29 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   you cant win a fight droolin over some guys cock while tryin to fight him
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5. 2024-12-24 at 1:51 AM UTC

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   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
   how do you beat off a bear
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6. 2024-12-24 at 12:44 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina how do you beat off a bear

   
   As if you haven't already...
7. 2024-12-24 at 2:36 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina how do you beat off a bear

   
   Spectral does it with his bare hands.
8. 2025-01-08 at 3:59 AM UTC

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   Rough Rider African Astronaut

   Originally posted by shitty titty So you mean to tell me you aren’t confident you could beat up a man that weighs 140

   
   Nah some little guys can scrap pretty good, fast. I've met a few and I'm old enough that I know not to underestimate anyone.
   
   But if he's 90lb I can break him guaranteed same thing with the 610lb guy
9. 2025-01-08 at 4:15 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   I can beat up 20 fifty-pound guys.
10. 2025-01-08 at 6:41 AM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I can beat up 20 fifty-pound guys.

    
    im sure you would also like to fuck twenty five year olds.