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Getting on ozempic

  1. 2024-12-02 at 2:31 PM UTC
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Men over 220lb and women over 150 have you considered along ozempic
  2. 2024-12-02 at 3 PM UTC
    #2
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    I wish i could use ozempic, a lot of celebrities are using it to lose weight but they get it because theyre rich
  3. 2024-12-02 at 3:07 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    It's for diabetics not fat fucks...JUST STOP EATING.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. 2024-12-02 at 5:47 PM UTC
    #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    Wrong, they make two versions now

    1 for obesity

    1 for diabetics
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  5. 2024-12-02 at 5:53 PM UTC
    #5
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    I want ozempic
  6. 2024-12-02 at 5:57 PM UTC
    #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    awww yea, half of my accounting classes got cancelled. They said last lesson is about receiptsand super tiny, so no afternoon class. Just the morning online. Thursday we're doing review for morning & afternoon both via zoom. & then Tuesday morning is the final exam!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~

    To get an A in the class I need to get a 70% on the exam, I currently have a 99.5%!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~
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  7. 2024-12-02 at 6:03 PM UTC
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    My dad's on one with a different sounding name, I don't really want to go down that rabbit hole of googling and finding out the horrible side effects but maybe someone else can find out how many years until I get my intnfnfnnfkrtence

    Thanks.
  8. 2024-12-02 at 6:15 PM UTC
    #8
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Wrong, they make two versions now

    1 for obesity

    1 for diabetics

    Wrong, it's the same shit but fatties figured out it helped them lose weight so started taking it.

    Again, just stop stuffing your face and there wont be a need for it unless you're diabetic.

    Fat fucks, always trying to justify their gluttony.."eeeehhhhh it's not my fault, give me drugs to fix it ehhhhhh"
  9. 2024-12-02 at 6:17 PM UTC
    #9
    Bradley Florida Man
    I need ozempic for my penis

    that nigga obese
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. 2024-12-03 at 7:51 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Wrong, it's the same shit but fatties figured out it helped them lose weight so started taking it.

    Again, just stop stuffing your face and there wont be a need for it unless you're diabetic.

    Fat fucks, always trying to justify their gluttony.."eeeehhhhh it's not my fault, give me drugs to fix it ehhhhhh"

    Obesity and diabetes are the same disease, and can't be separated. Almost all obese people are insulin resistant, pre-diabetic or actually diabetic, and have hormonal issues causing problems with blood sugar and hunger regulation.

    You really seem to get turbo moral about the whole thing, as if eating a crisps and beer and getting a belly is the worst sin a person can commit why is that?
  11. 2024-12-03 at 1:24 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Obesity and diabetes are the same disease

    Um no, absolutely not the same thing

    ... also plenty of diabetics who are not Obese and plenty of Obese who are not diabetic.
  12. 2024-12-03 at 1:37 PM UTC
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um no, absolutely not the same thing

    … also plenty of diabetics who are not Obese and plenty of Obese who are not diabetic.

    There really aren’t that many obese people who aren’t diabetic or on their way to that, insulin sensitivity and hunger regulation are related, it’s not just some coincidence that a diabetes drug also promotes weight loss.
  13. 2024-12-03 at 1:41 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny There really aren’t that many obese people who aren’t diabetic or on their way to that, insulin sensitivity and hunger regulation are related, it’s not just some coincidence that a diabetes drug also promotes weight loss.



    Being Obese increases your chances of developing diabetes...same for the increase of heart disease, high blood pressure, joint problems, back problems, high cholesterol and strokes etc etc...that doesn't make them the same thing.

    Running across a freeway with your eyes closed increases your change of being run over by a car too...
  14. 2024-12-17 at 11 AM UTC
    #14
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    My penis needs ozempic. That nigga fat as he'll cuz all he eat is shit
  15. 2024-12-17 at 12:23 PM UTC
    #15
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Bradley I need ozempic for my penis

    that nigga obese
  16. 2024-12-17 at 3:32 PM UTC
    #16
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rough Rider My penis needs ozempic. That nigga fat as he'll cuz all he eat is shit

    Stop feeding it all that crap you give it...no more nigger/cholos.
  17. 2024-12-17 at 7:08 PM UTC
    #17
    Xlite African Astronaut
    It reduces muscle size (your heart) and leaves you with ozempic face.

    But go ahead, pay for weightloss.

    Or you could just you know.. eat right and work out.
  18. 2024-12-17 at 8:15 PM UTC
    #18
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    I only want it for my penis
  19. 2024-12-17 at 9:11 PM UTC
    #19
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rough Rider I only want it for my penis

    Why do you want a smaller one?
  20. 2024-12-17 at 10:07 PM UTC
    #20
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    I don't want to give people pump anxiety
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