I have been gumming up people's shoes for over 20 years

1. 2024-12-15 at 3:11 AM UTC

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   Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
   When I was 11 to 14 i used to ejaculate in the bathroom in public places and then wipe the cum on door handles, faucets, railings, etc
   
   I always wondered what people thought when they'd touch a door knob feel that cold goo and realize they've got seven on their hands at the library or Walmart or whatever
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   • Crispy