I think I might be an alcoholic

1. 2024-12-03 at 12:53 AM UTC

   #61
   

   Mighest Houston

   Originally posted by Crispy You said fuck you to me

   
   Yes
2. 2024-12-03 at 2:16 AM UTC

   #62
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile
   Why
3. 2024-12-03 at 3:15 AM UTC

   #63
   

   Mighest Houston

   Originally posted by Kingoftoes Drinking every weekend? You sound like a normal, responsible person.

   
   Yeah...
4. 2024-12-03 at 3:29 AM UTC

   #64
   

   Mighest Houston

   Originally posted by Crispy Why

   
   Because I am responsible and only drink on weekends and PTO and holidays and when unemployed and on special days and when crazy events happen and on birthdays and on family's Birthdays and on random days and when I call in sick and during festivals and when new beers come out and when others are drinking and when I accomplish anything and when new restaurants open and when I have been exercising and when I dont have to drive.
   
   Stupid fucking loser alcoholics almost made me think I had a problem.
5. 2024-12-03 at 5:38 AM UTC

   #65
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Op never called me
6. 2024-12-03 at 6:51 AM UTC

   #66
   6835378gjjsjs Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Bradley Op never called me

   
   That's a shame, since you're both psychopaths.
7. 2024-12-03 at 1:37 PM UTC

   #67
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   If you don't have a bottle of brandy by the bed to take a swing off when you wake up during the night, you're not an alcoholic...the good ol days.
8. 2024-12-03 at 3:55 PM UTC

   #68
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   What if you have a bottle of vodka instead???
9. 2024-12-03 at 5:09 PM UTC

   #69
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley What if you have a bottle of vodka instead???

   
   That's fine if you're a chick or a fag
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   • Landy Pamm
10. 2024-12-03 at 5:29 PM UTC

    #70
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    so you're telling me it's gay to drink a penis calada
11. 2024-12-04 at 1:14 AM UTC

    #71
    

    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Bradley so you're telling me it's gay to drink a penis calada

    
    Calada ambulance, I think Brad is choking on a cock.
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    • Crispy, 
    • Fluttershy
12. 2024-12-04 at 6:25 AM UTC

    #72
    

    Landy Pamm African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Mighest Because I am responsible and only drink on weekends and PTO and holidays and when unemployed and on special days and when crazy events happen and on birthdays and on family's Birthdays and on random days and when I call in sick and during festivals and when new beers come out and when others are drinking and when I accomplish anything and when new restaurants open and when I have been exercising and when I dont have to drive.
    
    Stupid fucking loser alcoholics almost made me think I had a problem.

    
    Do you get 3 hours off for every week you work or 1 day per month?
13. 2024-12-04 at 6:28 AM UTC

    #73
    

    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    I went and got some cans of Canibus CBD/THC 2.2mg (small dose) and a tall boy of PBR and threw up violently after drinking both
    
    buzz didn't last more than 40 minutes because I threw up with in 20 minutes. what a waste.
    
    this is why I should just fucking stop.
    
    hey look, double line thread. looks like I'm posting on Reddit
14. 2024-12-12 at 3:24 AM UTC

    #74
    

    Mighest Houston

    Originally posted by Bradley Op never called me

    
    What's your number?
15. 2024-12-12 at 3:26 AM UTC

    #75
    

    Mighest Houston

    Originally posted by 6835378gjjsjs That's a shame, since you're both psychopaths.

    
    I'm not. I'm an outstanding member of the community and plan to mentor young girls that have no fathers. I figure I could be a fatherly figure to them.
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    • Crispy
16. 2024-12-12 at 3:26 AM UTC

    #76
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Then why say “fuck you”
17. 2024-12-12 at 4:04 AM UTC

    #77
    

    Kroz's Ghost Tuskegee Airman
    Op is not recovering through working the 12 steps with a sponsor
18. 2024-12-12 at 4:04 AM UTC

    #78
    

    Kroz's Ghost Tuskegee Airman
    But he could be!