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I think I might be an alcoholic

  1. #61
    Mighest Houston
    Originally posted by Crispy You said fuck you to me

    Yes
  2. #62
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Why
  3. #63
    Mighest Houston
    Originally posted by Kingoftoes Drinking every weekend? You sound like a normal, responsible person.

    Yeah...
  4. #64
    Mighest Houston
    Originally posted by Crispy Why

    Because I am responsible and only drink on weekends and PTO and holidays and when unemployed and on special days and when crazy events happen and on birthdays and on family's Birthdays and on random days and when I call in sick and during festivals and when new beers come out and when others are drinking and when I accomplish anything and when new restaurants open and when I have been exercising and when I dont have to drive.

    Stupid fucking loser alcoholics almost made me think I had a problem.
  5. #65
    Bradley Florida Man
    Op never called me
  6. #66
    6835378gjjsjs Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bradley Op never called me

    That's a shame, since you're both psychopaths.
  7. #67
    If you don't have a bottle of brandy by the bed to take a swing off when you wake up during the night, you're not an alcoholic...the good ol days.
  8. #68
    Bradley Florida Man
    What if you have a bottle of vodka instead???
  9. #69
    Originally posted by Bradley What if you have a bottle of vodka instead???

    That's fine if you're a chick or a fag
  10. #70
    Bradley Florida Man
    so you're telling me it's gay to drink a penis calada
  11. #71
    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bradley so you're telling me it's gay to drink a penis calada

    Calada ambulance, I think Brad is choking on a cock.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #72
    Landy Pamm Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Mighest Because I am responsible and only drink on weekends and PTO and holidays and when unemployed and on special days and when crazy events happen and on birthdays and on family's Birthdays and on random days and when I call in sick and during festivals and when new beers come out and when others are drinking and when I accomplish anything and when new restaurants open and when I have been exercising and when I dont have to drive.

    Stupid fucking loser alcoholics almost made me think I had a problem.

    Do you get 3 hours off for every week you work or 1 day per month?
  13. #73
    Landy Pamm Tuskegee Airman
    I went and got some cans of Canibus CBD/THC 2.2mg (small dose) and a tall boy of PBR and threw up violently after drinking both

    buzz didn't last more than 40 minutes because I threw up with in 20 minutes. what a waste.

    this is why I should just fucking stop.

    hey look, double line thread. looks like I'm posting on Reddit
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